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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I KNOW RIGHT

Escalation driven development is like Pringles. Once you pop...

photo of a corona beer bottle that’s, uh, conical along with these posts: @EM_RESUS Hi, ER Doc here. I don't know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it. replying to World of Engineering & @engin... Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

reader i sputtered

"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."

MBA-brain is real.

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My brain right now

I feel this in my soul, as a person who recently sent a pint glass over the rainbow bridge doing exactly this

If you're ever cooking near Denver!!

Actually looks really good 😋

joy is a pearl born of darkness
idiocy and greed two half shells
but if pried apart
if ripped at the joint
if shattered against the heel of our boots
then may we claim that prize

Me opening the news every fucking morning

No but here is cat

Well. Just saying.

I already donated this year but good job making sure Wikipedia gets more cash

Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...

Alright so... Apparently I'll be doing this show in the banana suit.

Neat.

I'm so excited.

Stop quick before I die from the... excitement.

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These aren't the puppy treats you're looking for

No pay attention to phone, only to me, thx mom

I hope you get to feeling better!!

I am furniture

There is no cat in this picture. But if there were, she definitely doesn't want to move apartments

Long-haired tan and black tabby cat perched on a blue ledge of a cat tree.

Long-haired, gray and black tabby, cat standing and looking straight at the camera from the inside of a cubby. There’s a gray blanket on the ground.

Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.

"What do we want?"

"Autocorrect to stop making us look stupid by changing simple words in our texts."

"When do we want it?"

"Not!"

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

This looks awesome