Begonia

A customer called me “ma’am” yesterday. Sir, i am 23

Can’t wait to go home and watch Society of the snow for the 5th time

I have literally the worst handwriting

Something I’m seeing a lot of and HATING! Is people being so fuckin uppity about how in touch they are. Give me a break. You had to learn to, you fuck

I’ve been interested in mortuary science for a while but like people die at all hours of the day and i don’t like being on call. Sigh

Said this before and I’ll say it again for maybe a few more years…I haven’t paid for a haircut since 2019.

Gonna mani pedi and haircut today!

well you’ve reached the right place 🤭

Snowing everywhere but Chicago where i don’t live just something i noticed on the news

One of my favorite emails to receive

5 year olds are also toddlers

One day i think 3 years ago i cried so hard a bunch of blood vessels in my face burst and now whenever i cry good i get some good blemishes going on my cheeks

Cousin is the coolest family member you can be/have

It’s hard to apply myself when I’m too busy cursing my life

What kinds of jobs are there?

What job can i get ? Resume: dumbass
Stupid fuck
Doesn’t know shit

Need job

Shaking out my duvet cover is what i imagine doing The Ropes at the gym feels like

Things my neighbor trusts me with:
Babysitting her babies
Cutting her hair
Altering her custom hand-made dress from Palestine
Piercing her ears

Yesterday i excitingly told my friend to come over to watch my favorite movie and it’s the most harrowing story played by wildly talented actors with incredible special effects. It’s also 2.5 hours long.

The Andes plane crash survival story; You’re Wrong About and LPOTL and The Society of the Snow! When i finish my fiction novels im on I’ll read the books written by Nando and Roberto

I could eat an Italian sandwich every day

Ringing in the new year with obsessing over the Andes miracle. Which i hate to call a miracle because those baby boys worked their starving bleeding asses off for survival not by miracle

this is what it feels like to be off twitter

I like Chicago A LOT more since i logged off of twitter

I need money

Ending the year with some negative affirmations, which always works

depression only a bloody steak could subside

Gina! And Boyle!

How can we be expected to go on as a society when children are crying????