🤸‍♀️ Might As Well Jump 🤸‍♂️

I know... better to have 25 hours rather than 23... 😭🙏 ok, sleep well / wake up / good evening and good morning and everything in between...- NYAAH! Bloody time zones and / or time in general!

I kind of dread the time change back an hour in October time here in the UK because there's that one day when its technically 25 hours long and everything feels so LATE and everything feels so LONG and PROTRACTED and i'm getting tired just talking about it

Fantasy!

...reality...

⭐️Fantasy Vs Reality⭐️

IS THAT NONE OTHER THAN INDIANA JONES IN MY GARDEN!?!?

...Oh wait no its just some tool with a sun hat and part of a garden hose...

(this was summer Jumpy some years back..)

😁🙏🧡

Oh bloody hell, so sorry to hear this sad news.. 🙏🧡

Close up on poly in an open navy blue lace robe with three strand pearl necklace. She has her well manicured hands covering her tits and her signature red lips are open slightly. When Alex asks for hands on boobies, Alex gets hands on boobies. Even if I have to take a new picture to do it.

Yes, Sir! Hands on boobiz. Cumming right up.

I think we would just hang out discussing King from dawn to dusk, watch a few King classics but also share our other favourite horror authors or just other authors. Cup of tea and biscuits and some good music. I could play some tunes on the guitar trying to get your cats to get up and dance too! 😁🥰🙏

Here I am... Trying to get back into my day... COMPLETELY DISTRACTED. 🥵🥵🥵

A black and white photo looking upwards at Mrs H. She’s wearing a spiderweb tank top with garters attached, but no bottoms. You can definitely see some bush before that part of the photo fades into deep shadow.

#MonochromeMonday

a man sitting at a desk with the words dreamboat on the bottom Alt: a man sitting at a desk with the words dreamboat on the bottom

🥰😘🧡🥰😘🧡

I'm all about the wiggles! 🍑Thank you so much luv! 🥰😘🥰😘

...and a lovely big smooch right back at you sweetheart x x 😘🧡😘🧡

Good morning. Here’s to the start of another beautiful week. Let’s make it a fun one ❤️😘❤️

#MonochromeMonday

I have just added the missing piece to my life right now and I cannot thank you enough

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

😁🥰🙏🧡 thank yoooou lovely

So did I! 🤣🤣🥰 ...its all @agirlmadeofstars.bsky.social 's fault! She's suggested some real bangers as well! 😁🧡

⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️

...and today its...

🤸‍♂️Scandalous by Mis-Teeq🤸‍♂️

-suggested by:

@agirlmadeofstars.bsky.social

😁❤️🤸‍♀

#scandalous #misteeq #ienjoyeddancingtothisone
#becauseiused #slightlydifferentpants
#dancejumpydance
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance

-gosh darn it i was SURE i'd uploaded 2 different songs! It didnt help that they are both the same size in length so I could differentiate between them. Fiddlesticks! Ok here it is... the vagina version is this one... hopefully. Unless ive fucked up again which isn't beyond the realms of possibility

Aaaahhh because they are! I thought id out the other one in but clearly I hadn't! 😭😭😭 Hold please...

Sweetest dreams baby x 🧡🥰🧡🥰

😁🧡😍😍😍🥰 love yooooouuuuu x x 🫂🫂

Love you guys so much, we'll all be waiting for you, however long it takes x Peace and love to you both always, Jumpy x x 🧡🥰🧡🥰

You have to listen carefully to the lyrics. One is aimed for humans who can achieve bulbous erections and one is aimed at humans who can get nice & moist in their undercarriage. I recorded one and realised I was discounting / ignoring billions of other wonderful people, hence dicks and fannies 😁🥰🧡🙏

Polys back today! (2)...🧡

Polys back today! (1)...🧡

Healthy breakfast to start of the day 💋🥰🤭🍓 it’s warm and sunny so gonna enjoy that 😎☀️

#nsfw #nsfwbsky #GoddessEnergy #BoudoirTease #feralenergy #lingerie #tittys #boobs #SinfulSunday

What do you mean "This is not an appropriate outfit for church"??? I've got my pearls on!

Where is that darned napkin when you need it? 😁🥰

😁🥰 awww... but he's YOUR tornado! 🧡

Oh I didn't even realise- how lovely! Aww, I get the feeling you two are very cool parents, and this new little egg will be just a perfect addition i'm sure. 🥰🧡🥰🧡.. I have 2 boys, 12 and 16... and yup, I wish they were babies again! 🤣🤣