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@eldude

Shiftless and a layabout. Always Sunny fan, might have been "Brian LeFevre" in another life. Mixed cishet ace. Strongly anti-fascist, anti-capitalist and pro- all marginalized communities. #bouncebois

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Who wants next? Nothing but air and opportunity.

07.03.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No need to be sorry.

> The anti-pitbull nonsense got talked down by pretty much everyone

> The troll went back under the bridge to hide

> The two people I blocked were only concerned about being entertained by a bad troll. Glad they weeded themselves out, don't need them.

07.03.2026 10:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an itchy block finger about the situation, says I made the decision for him, and blocks me. So, I blocked him back.

> @coffeecat.tgirl.gay started following them later, and egged on any confrontation between the troll and I because it seemed to amuse her. Block.

Neither person worth my time.

07.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

> Shitty troll tries to post about how dangerous pitbulls are and gets shut down by the thread, me included.

> Shitty troll decides they want to focus on me, so I give it right back to them.

> @bzvowell.bsky.social already follows them and is only concerned if it's a good troll or not. Says he has

07.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Au revoir, @bzvowell.bsky.social and @coffeecat.tgirl.gay.

07.03.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache and glasses is sitting at a table and saying `` do n't even care '' . Alt: a man with a mustache and glasses is sitting at a table and saying `` do n't even care '' .

Blocked two moots for defending a shitty troll.

I'll block 200 more if that's what it takes.

07.03.2026 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've been giving it some thought, and since you're sticking up for the troll and started following them, you can catch the block, too.

Bye.

07.03.2026 09:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL, you muted my account. You're soft as baby-shit.

07.03.2026 09:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally valid point, account with 11 followers and 17 points. You shouldn't eat copious amounts of shit.

07.03.2026 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why? He blocked me first, so I blocked him right back.

He was the only person I followed who also followed that shitty troll. No skin off my back.

07.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, that's enough of that fucking nonsense.

07.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's exactly the solution I was hoping for. Eat shit.

07.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's exactly the solution I was hoping for. Eat shit.

07.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactamundo

07.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know, and since I don't see why that matters. If you would rather I don't follow you, there are solutions.

07.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuses are like assholes: everyone has one, and they all stink.

07.03.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not when you make a trolling argument attempt, 50 people shut you down by making you look like an idiot, and you start tagging for backup to help you because you got it over your head.

That's D-tier, bush league trolling.

07.03.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 08:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's so much a fight as it is Debbie trying to troll earlier, it not going as planned, Debbie getting sensitive about old, dumb skeets of hers, and obsessively sending me hats which are supposed to represent victory or something?

07.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a gorilla 's face with the words `` maximum over-rustle '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a gorilla 's face with the words `` maximum over-rustle '' written on it .

Two skeets to explain how not-mad you are.

07.03.2026 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep reinforcing how much you hated the video. It only makes me laugh harder.

07.03.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One would think, but in this case, it was a bridge too fucking far.

07.03.2026 08:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, you don't want to piss off the follower that interacts with you and doesn't see you as a source of amusement.

07.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might have to explain to Debbie what pronouns are. Getting held back in Kindergarten for failling coloring sets you back educationally.

07.03.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it makes her look bothered and annoyed, so mission accomplished.

07.03.2026 08:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet another double reply.

Boo7y blas7ed

07.03.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dog owner. Don't have to tell me twice. And every time I feed him, he farts up a storm for 10 minutes.

07.03.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TO BE FAIR, it's bait to her because she doesn't own a pit.

To people who do own a pit, it's not bait; it's bullshit that other people believe and makes it harder to keep our dogs.

So, no, a shit troll made a poor trolling choice, and now she's trying to recover and save face.

07.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0