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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 36687 πŸ” 6528 πŸ’¬ 415 πŸ“Œ 155

How do you like your Mizzou basketball losses in important games? Do you like the complete 40 minute no-shows or the tight loss where they fuck up every opportunity in the last four minutes?

07.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Midweek wet fart at Oklahoma, blow out first half at home to end the regular season. Practically the same fucking final week too

07.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second straight year this team has gotten to where they need to be and then checked out.

07.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4788 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 32

The Star Wars joke in Wake Up Dead Man was sublime

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luther Burden stocksπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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'The revolution needs your ears:' the case against wearing AirPods all the time Constant yammering in your ears isn't just bad for your brain, it's making public spaces less public

if we really wanted this level of interpersonal isolation we could just move to the suburbs instead nygroove.nyc/stop-wearing...

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7

Luther Burden szn

05.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2475 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14
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Today's kids don't understand how big of a deal Lou Holtz and Mark May debating at midnight to Rece Davis in judge robes was to my generation.

04.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

Ah, the Steven Pearl

05.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10763 πŸ” 3277 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 245

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

03.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 27

watch PATRIOT

02.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ†•οΈ Is Mizzou a Tournament Lock?

I tackled that question with data and historical context in today's Verdict for members at RockM+. No better time to jump on board.

01.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is gonna stick with me

01.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

01.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 8822 πŸ” 2917 πŸ’¬ 189 πŸ“Œ 236
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Polymarket Iran Bets Hit $529 Million as New Wallets Draw Notice As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket β€” where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes β€” were cashing in. Almost immediately, blockchain sleuths began hunting for unusual patterns in recent bets.

As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket β€” where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes β€” were cashing in

01.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1860 πŸ” 943 πŸ’¬ 294 πŸ“Œ 886

Can’t wait to pick Iowa state out in the second round. TJ Otz is the most peaked in February coach around

28.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boundary efficiency 😀| @laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social

27.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling

28.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 21

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26295 πŸ” 8895 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

A Jason Sehorn type

27.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never heard of the β€œthrow the sword down the field” simile before

27.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A division of Scheinhart Wig Company

27.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Browsing my favorite comedy app, linked in dot com

26.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird hook em

26.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

full quote

25.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 41

The TO Barrett game

25.02.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0