McMESSMAKER

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

I think she's estimated to be a half-billionaire, but the point stands.

Also, Chakotay is proof that facial tattoos do, in fact, make you look way cooler. I TOLD YOU, MOM!

I KNEW Tom Paris stole my printer.

I love that this post requires no context to be entirely sensical.

The math rocks do not have anxiety and gambling websites are not sources for breaking news.

This was a beautiful moment. I would like to hug everyone involved.

"Our platform explicitly allows you - with a very handy button - to do something that will cause us to kick you off our platform for life."

"Why did we make it possible to perform this action? Because fuck you."

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

*hunger games cannon*

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Call this one the Reverse Santorum

Call this one the Reverse Santorum

AI;DR

A screenshot of the Bluesky Moderation Service account page, with "Block Account" available as an option under the (...) menu

And in case you're wondering... yes, the option is still there.

"Our platform explicitly allows you - with a very handy button - to do something that will cause us to kick you off our platform for life."

"Why did we make it possible to perform this action? Because fuck you."

Do you know how much baseline anxiety I have just trying to be a person? You think I’m trying to add “massive deception with the strong likelihood of blowing up my life and emotionally shattering my favorite human” on to that?

100%

If you go into thinking it’s a religious thriller, it all makes SO much sense. Doesn’t mean it’s a good movie. But it does feel like a neighbor to Midnight Mass, which is (imho) better in every conceivable way.

They never say “water is the solution” - the news says that “a primitive method” was what defeated the aliens. If it were just water, that would be a weird way to put it. Blessing water and then throwing it at’em? Fits the bill.

I can’t believe I’m defending this movie, I don’t even like it much

...pretty sure that's exactly what they're supposed to be?

And, to the biggest complaint - it's holy water (blessed by his daughter, the "angel") that takes them out.

Sure, if they're aliens... but Signs is a spiritual thriller dressed up as an alien invasion flick, and the water that's taking them out is holy water.

I don't have any particular affection for the movie, but I'm pretty sure that's been the general consensus for a WHILE now.

In that case, it’s probably about how involved the artist is in the process. I worked with Gotta Groove Records on our last album (indie pressing plant here in CLE) and they stress multiple times in the pre-order process how having a vinyl-specific master matters. Mass market probably doesn’t care.

Christina Aguilera: “Words can’t bring you down! Especially not all those words saying you’re an ugly sack of crap!”

“Wait, why are you crying? Happy tears, right?”

I am 5 years old and the US is bombing the middle east.
I am 15 years old and the US is bombing the middle east.
I am 28 years old and the US is bombing the middle east.
I am 35 years old and the US is bombing the middle east.
I am 50 years old and the US is bombing the middle east.

Killer shot! The light in this is ridiculous

The timeline knows.

Also, “run” is a pretty low bar, tbh.

Am I allowed to throw up? Like not intentional purging, just downing the tacos and beers until my body says whooooooaa buddy?

If so, it feels within reach. If that amount of money were on the line? Fuck it, I can buy new knees.