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The boy is extremely cool *relevant flag gif that aligns with his identity*

One day I will get the text wrapping right.

Alan Partridge in his radio studio. Text: SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

Alan Partridge in the BBC canteen. Text: CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE THOSE PEOPLE.

Gooners Gay Gooners
in general on Bluesky

Urgh

Arnold Rimmer getting sucked off by the polymorph but, for the purpose of this post, it is actor Chris Barrie looking indignant about a historically British company coming under non-British ownership.

“Now pay attention, 007: We’ve replaced your Aston Martin with a modern-day Jaguar…”

I hate negging but will make a background-zoom exception for a bulky heffer of a TV!

Love a CRT TV 😍

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway Alt: Clarkson saying oh no anyway.

Ian Huntley, eh?

I have issues with Monzo but... the complainant freely admits they couldn't have known about her medical issues and what's happening in her life. They've always done this kind of bantsbantsbants stuff; she could simply have not looked at the review?

It went down to 6% as I was posting that!

Battery at 8%.

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social @notthatmilo.bsky.social Bit of porn for you both.

No.

Bit annoying tho. He could have had another 20-30 years of rotting in prison ahead of him.

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I thought that was one of the cousins from Breaking Bad.

#justjoiningin

In many ways, Ferrari are the Ferrari of F1.

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Connections
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Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popula...

“For decades, British consumers have associated Andrew’s smiling face on bottles of Buckingham Balsamic and His Majesty’s Honey Mustard with the highest quality ingredients and a commitment to worthy causes,” said royal family spokesman Ian Goodwin

Have become enraged by Instagram engagementbait moving from “hey, fun fact, Dolly Parton’s production company was behind Buffy” onto “Dolly Parton ✨SECRETLY✨ made Buffy”.

No gay porn in there this week either.

My face surrounded by other people’s faces.

For the first time ever (literally ever), @littlecageling.bsky.social is totally absent from my Skircle.

An unimpressed individual raising his middle finger.

Need to go out soon and it’s raining.

a penguin is wearing a top hat and a white coat Alt: a penguin is wearing a top hat and a white coat

I also don’t have a middle name.

Two panels of Mr Burns and Smithers in front of a wall of CCTV screens. Burns sitting, Smithers standing. Text: So another Friday is upon us. What’ll you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt.

Frigay!

I didn’t engage with the match in any way (except for this post and the one above).

Seemed like a good move.

COYS (as they say)

“the Premier League LIVE with TNT Sports on HBO Max” wow great branding, rolls right off the tongue.