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Brandon in FW (We have a Chaos Giraffe now)

@brandoneffdub

I like dogs, IT, and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC. I do not like ICE. Back by unpopular demand RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25

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Porter has always been a lousy coach in close, late game situations.

08.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more annoyed that they learned nothing from the loss at Mizzou where they didn’t foul up 3 when Texas was bringing the ball up.

And then foul on a desperation 3 that had no chance of going in.

And that’s after fouling on another Texas 3 with 15 seconds left.

08.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They saved Porter from himself

08.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That game pissed me off and yet, I could never put the controller down when I kept failing a time challenge.

07.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly…I mean

07.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fun to say "fartyget"

07.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Drill him in the Putt Butt

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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May never see this much green on this rolling graph again.

Damn green idiots ruined it.

07.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, mine is What's the Story Morning Glory?

07.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't look back in anger...

07.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And it doesn't help MacKinnon that he has a previous history of injuring Hintz.

07.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was too mad at MacKinnon afterward. Calmed down a bit because there's no intent to try and cause a player to necessarily injure their hamstring, but there was a kick out from him trying to get away and well.

Karma always has it's day.

07.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will point out I pulled my hammy/groin about 11 days ago trying to hide from Daisy.

Thought I wouldn't be able to walk for a week after I injured it so...

Anyway, I'm going to the gym later.

07.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take this FWIW I suppose.

Video analysis certainly doesn't replace a physical exam.

07.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While searching for the doc on social media who offers diagnosis of injuries based on video, I found this rather hilarious screenshot from him.

He has bits.

He also thinks Roope's knee was not affected and it's more of a groin strain.

07.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

3rd one from the left is a Thinkpad

Ask me how I know.

07.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tired of these injuries to the Stars. Maybe Colorado gets a a few karmic injuries of their own to even it up.

07.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well...yeah.

It does feel like any other night, they get to 5 and win anyway.

Wedgewood just stoned them.

07.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Val should be in prison

07.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate to see the iron deny an upstanding citizen like Nichuskin.

Say, whatever happened in that hotel room in Seattle that one night?

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or a knee sprain or hyperextension.

If it's an ACL tear, he's out for the season, obviously.

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s even better is when the controls stay on the screen when trying to capture video.

And their app on LG just laggggggggs

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch your back, Nathan

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0