Paul!

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: “i’ve got no yeehaws left”

The old DHS terror alert graphic where the varying threat levels are instead risk of modelo

Taps sign

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

MONSTER TALK with King Ghidorah. "The first step to scapegoating a group is to dehumanize it," says Ghidorah. "The real rich guys dehumanized themselves," says Godzilla. "They jumped in the money machine and said 'do me!'" "Who is the victim here?" asks Ghidorah. "Somewhere is an Elon Musk with a leased CRV and a split level ranch whose poker buddies find his edge lord schtick borderline insufferable but who makes it to all his kids birthday parties. Somewhere Jeff Bezos is wearing khaki pants and a braided leather belt and doing on-site tech support for B2B software and daydreaming of how much better his life could be if he could just make $80k. Somewhere Mark Zuckerberg and his young family are living with his in-laws until they can pay off his wife's med school loans and, while he resents it, later when they are in the townhouse and the kids are fully grown he will look back on it as the best time of his life." "So you must destroy the machine," Godzilla says. "The machine first, yes," says Ghidorah. "But you must still DESTROY ALL MONSTERS." "Ahem," says the bandleader. "Not you, Mothra." Godzilla turns to the camera. "Stay tuned for these messages from our sponsors!"

Monster talk.

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

If ayatollah you once, ayatollah you a thousand times

Little Nemo in His Daily Life (Reality)

thinking abouit how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called yeongno which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven (I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well and I can't explain what it looks like, sort of like an anteater) Like can we summon this m quasi-normalcy replies - go little fellow!

I believe in you, little guy

A purple button badge on squidwards shirt that says "I'm not ignoring you I'm just really busy and if I don't use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone I will straight up lose my sanity"

I know I buy far too many books but I like to think that lining the walls of my house with them wards off evil in some deeply important way.

Note from my notebook (2016). Nothing has changed.

contemplating, awestruck, the centuries-long geometry of material and historical processes necessary to create the conditions for me to have just sent a text asking “want to go to Margaritaville before Wuthering Heights”

You got this!

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

An incorrect mackerel!

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I'm a hugger if we cool. Don't guess tho.

I love him!

Oh you love me? Name all of my problems

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Mood:

I’m so excited to read October Girl!

A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything's Computer Pin. Go ahead and try to name one thing that's not computer. I dare you.
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

Believing in myself makes me feel manic

A WHITE GUY
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic

what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show