Sounds like time for a kingdom builder campaign.
Can you as a dungeon make a deal with the kobolds to staff you? Are goblins a better deal?
Can you cast transformative and mind controlling spells in the proper order to turn the adventuring party without them killing each other?
06.03.2026 17:54
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Yes.
And I had someone do that in front of an audience today.
05.03.2026 22:10
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Probably very temporarily. I think states get to appoint a senator till the next election.
05.03.2026 22:08
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I wish them a merry "go the fuck out of business"
05.03.2026 22:03
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A bunch of stuff. Both had a bunch of random jobs due to war and depressions.
One was a soldier, a shop keeper, a liquor store clerk, a farmer, and civilian conservation corps guy.
The other was a cook, a farmer, a banker, maple syrup maker, and carpenter dairy worker.
05.03.2026 01:32
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Whether or not youβre running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look whoβs out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?
04.03.2026 19:14
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Said crab restaurant, it's shaped like a crab. With big ass pincers
What if we kissed in the abandoned crab restaurant in Dagupan city
03.03.2026 17:53
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Don't forget trying to use it as a cudgel against all workers and artists!
03.03.2026 12:21
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Kind of looks like the connector has been shoved back inside the case of the tv
03.03.2026 09:36
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Meanwhile, under the North Pole...
02.03.2026 21:42
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That's like the point.
02.03.2026 17:18
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π¨ | I'm getting into drawing furries now!! Look at this mouse
01.03.2026 02:18
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My entire adult life
28.02.2026 19:15
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You must carefully carve into slices and share with enemies.
28.02.2026 01:18
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I know miniature painting is mostly not the thing I do that people care about.
I will get back to the other things eventually.
But I am stuck dealing with problems with my parents, and all the other shit going on.
I just don't have the bandwidth for much else right now.
27.02.2026 02:46
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Miniature wolves. 2 grey and 1 black
Wolfs
27.02.2026 01:14
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Worked for kirby.
27.02.2026 01:11
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Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.
26.02.2026 13:15
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If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
tcpipeline.org
26.02.2026 04:17
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"give me bonestorm or give me death"
25.02.2026 19:42
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People are surprised that a company that wants a furry called an expert?
25.02.2026 17:15
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truck, walker, sniper, casualty
I may have been playing too much menace
25.02.2026 02:45
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neat!
24.02.2026 01:23
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what's the icecream one?
24.02.2026 01:16
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Will they also indulge the irresistible mishima urge to throw people in volcanos?
23.02.2026 13:15
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Tiny people in purple and green with weird pink goo weapons. Oh and a plasma guy
Teal and yellow guys with respirators and chem throwers.
Painting nonsense
22.02.2026 21:28
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Oh joy.
The weather forecast has been changed to "expect the worst storm in 30 years"
22.02.2026 18:27
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It's starscream. He mostly defeats himself.
21.02.2026 12:14
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - questionable practicality.
20.02.2026 21:25
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6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
19.02.2026 07:20
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