Mind you, my 82 y/o mother is the same woman who said, "holy smokes" at the crisco fisting scene in Cruising
26.02.2026 22:24
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The security at BER airport just opened my toy bag with NO GLOVES ON and rifled away. My god, the shamelessness and depravity of the Germans knows no bounds.
26.02.2026 11:55
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Sometimes the best revenge is knowing, in your heart of hearts, that they still jerk it to you 💅🏽
23.02.2026 20:51
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A literal text convo between me and my THERAPIST
23.02.2026 13:15
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You know, Canada's hockey team could have still won the gold in our hearts if they had all just kissed on the ice, but noooooooo 😒
22.02.2026 18:55
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But maybe hatefuckseternal is the best, it's true art, open to interpretation by the observer
19.02.2026 19:54
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Hate fucks eternal also works
19.02.2026 19:54
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It's so vers lol
19.02.2026 19:53
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Hatefucks eternal
19.02.2026 17:26
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I'm glad I already have an entire Slavic fkboy wardrobe, it's gonna be so in this year #heatedrivalry
14.02.2026 19:22
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I am ready *now*
13.02.2026 17:38
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So when is Connor Storrie playing the first gay af James Bond
13.02.2026 17:38
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Just got into an argument about whether or not it's true that Gen X is socialized TITTIES and Millennials are socialized ASS. But I know I'm right. Generational differences are real 🧐
13.02.2026 13:02
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Also no one you'd want to fuck is impressed, we all just think you're being a disruptive man-child. This is some kind of toxicmasc4toxicmasc display 3/3
13.02.2026 09:19
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Plus, if you're lifting so heavy that you can't lower the weights with control, then you're probably lifting too heavy 2/3
13.02.2026 09:19
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PSA @ dudes at the gym: it's okay to lift angry, but there's no need to drop the weights like that. 1/3
13.02.2026 09:19
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what i wouldve given to be a glittery fly on the wall
11.02.2026 14:04
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p sure we are all gilda fans tho
11.02.2026 14:03
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I am truly dying to know what Tony Kushner thinks about Heated Rivalry
10.02.2026 21:47
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Also, the sex is incredibly hot
05.02.2026 14:56
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At some point he'll see how much he loves you if you just keep showing him how much you care
05.02.2026 14:56
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It's the ultimate situationship fantasy-- Stick with the fuckboy long enough, he becomes your boyfriend
05.02.2026 14:56
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Heated Rivalry is HBO yaoi for straight white women.
05.02.2026 14:56
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No Epstein files at the dinner table
31.01.2026 21:01
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Wake up babe, new Epstein files just dropped
31.01.2026 19:08
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Already fired off two lil angels for you, one you already know 🤭
03.01.2026 06:21
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I named my fists Hello and Kitty because they are a little girl but also a cat
01.12.2025 21:41
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I named my fists They and Live because they came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum
01.12.2025 21:39
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The best part of the new Knives Out movie is Benoit Blanc playing the soundtrack to CATS in his car on cassette.
29.11.2025 00:02
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