bobo

update i have the flu and can’t taste

they changed the chef boyardee recipe
idk what it is
but it’s different

what’s the correct way to eat a cinnamon roll

when i was in third grade they made us do a mock election for obama and romney and i cried
not because i knew anything about democrats and republicans
but because i was afraid they’d be mad if i voted for a black man

sisko needs to stfu

me: the uv index is zero 😞
dad: well it’s NIGHT
me: OH RIGHT

anyways that’s my soapbox i’m definitely not having a breakdown this holiday season

yes it might be silly and not make sense to YOU but that doesn’t mean it’s not serious to ME
because why are MY boundaries so easy for YOU TO CROSS

just because “it’s not that serious” to you doesn’t mean it isn’t that serious to someone who’s had passive ☠️ thoughts since they were 13

“it’s not that serious” needs to be taken out of people’s vocabulary because yesterday i contemplated ☠️ over a family member taking a christmas treat of mine that i had been out loud saving to everyone because they thought it would be funny to see my reaction to that boundary crossing

so how do we feel about #strangerthings5volume2 ?

me: hoity toity- what is it
mom: huh?
me: hoity toity stuck up…
mom: ooh
me: some hoity toity stuck up-
mom: yankee bitch

the only king is burger

big. ugly. building. in topeka.

i dropped my phone in mashed potatoes today and now my speakers are fucked up

had a dream i re enrolled in high schooled
decided i didn’t like it
stopped showing up
flunked out
how does that effect my career going forward?

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just remembered when my brother stole my PINK ipod with the SPARKLY SNOWMAN STICKER on the back
i never forgot
bitch

never expected to live through the hunger games but here we are

so cold my nuts are frozen
i don’t even have nuts

when the fuck did we get ice cream

empty chair got on #DWTS this year

*thanksgiving night*
me: dad you know what we’ve never done
dad: ??
me: taken a thanksgiving shot
dad: like flu?
me: why the hell would i mean flu
dad: ooooh TEQUILA

you also don’t have to delete it you can just speak to the abyss and deal with the repercussions if they ever arise (they haven’t yet)

@jeremydooley.bsky.social hell yeah let’s fucking goooooooo

today i learned that frosty the snowman isn’t a full movie

my top played song the last three years has been you’re on your own kid
and idk if that’s concerning or not

so like everyone’s car shakes like that…. right?
sincerely a jeep owner

anytime taylor talks about green eyes i pretend she’s talking about me

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you can’t say coke on the radio?

fun fact if a person doesn’t have you on snap you can just send them stuff and delete it because they won’t get notified
anyways i feel like i had some therapy today