they call it switch 2 because you to have to switch 2 eating beans after buying it
09.03.2026 22:01
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they call it switch 2 because you to have to switch 2 eating beans after buying it
only true lac heads know this
ice cream is so good when you don’t have a bitcj in your ear reminding you you’re lactose intolerant
they stole an hour from women
thank god it’s the last one in BC
whoever invented daylight savings deserves to be sent to the contraption
customer service so easily brings out the hateration in me it’s crazy
skytrain go brrr
Donald Trump is a child rapist
she was on Naxxramas, wasnt she
The simpler explanation isn't the U.S. men's hockey team are pawns allowing themselves to be used for Trump photo ops, it's that they're Trump supporters.
yeah I’m thinking we’re going to need the contraption™️ again
feel incredibly bad for all the heated rivalry girlies entering the hockey world rn thank fuck the pwhl is a thing and we’re not stuck with the nhl
entering a very pwhl time in my life rn
the state of the union? uhhhhh yeah I think it’s pretty bad dawg
“the time I got turned into a slime” “the time I got turned into a refrigerator” lmfao what is happening
kinda love that fantasy books are still doing “the blank of blank” for titles and meanwhile anime is like “the time I got turned into a teacup by a witch”
oh your brain feels like ??? jello ??? ummm I think the word you’re looking for is 🤓 hello 🤓
apples new AI autocorrect answers the bold question of “what if an illiterate robot with a dictionary completed your sentence?”
like shockingly working with the public and taking public transit will *shocker* get you sick all the time
why does every customer service manager act confused when people get sick lol
desktop having weird technical glitches? laptop having coil whine? yeah I’m thinking components are at an all time high
the highest indicator that we’re in a tech shortage is all my computers committing seppuku
tech nerd neolithic farmer
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“ram is too expensive”
me: do you think they explored each others bodies?
the fitness gram™️ pacer test: the fitness gram™️ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 sec
the Internet was supposed to be this interconnected virtual space and it is just so clear that with the destruction of online forums into central websites like reddit and facebook which can influence their users that dream is just gone
there is something so deeply upsetting about seeing people become so lonely and disconnected that they need a chat bot to give them emotional connection
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
shoot them at the garage door or something for fun™️
