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Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

says who

Electricians and plumbers are seeing these dipshits and going "hell yeah, job security"

These dipshits are guaranteed to fuck up a DIY listening to their gooning machine made of plagiarism and turn a $200 problem into a $20,000 problem.

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

Couldn't restrain myself and made this into a Linkedin post

“My total and utter victory over my ex-wife will be signified by her moving in with that guy Rick.”

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

In case you missed it, Fugazi just released the Albini sessions.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Dexerto @Dexerto A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles

Trying to get this high

DoJ officials out here leaving attention seeking AIM away messages

"Oh, it works great, as long as you are very, very specific in what you tell it do and be very precise in your wording and looking at its actions so it doesn't go astray and introduce bugs or just delete everything"

My dude, you're describing working with the fae folk

Some valleys are meant to stay hidden

imma get “you gotta look the burrito man in the eye” into my regular vocab. it has a LOT of range.

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

a squirrel hanging by its feat eating corn

motherfucker just showboating over here

if any of my local friends want any please let me know i have so goddamn much.

Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week

Another masterstroke, sir

"The Teamsters are a great union that does amazing things for workers, so it's unfortunate their president is willing to throw our working immigrant brothers and sisters under the bus." Any union leaders feel free to steal this statement! Free!

i’ve got plenty of other meme and internet comic based tattoos.

a few pots filled with aloe plants, and one pot that has a metalhead.

repotting a lot of aloe today.

well shit now i have to get a Toothpaste for Dinner tattoo.

For those who may not remember, funding an adversary in a proxy war in Afghanistan was a big part of how the US bankrupted the Soviet Union.

our guy Sean is now live-posting the Paralympics (and I'll be posting an interview with him shortly)

is he the most prominent athlete on BlueSky? I am voting yes personally

"Hell yeah work sucks" skeleton from my comic

Monday: I wish it was Friday. Friday: I wish I was dead. Death: Hell yeah work sucks

happy Friday to everyone, but especially to the person who got this tattoo of my comic

Tweet Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command. It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards. Automated snapshots were gone too. In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again. If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing

do i think people at anthropic think claude is people? wouldn’t surprise me. but polymarket is a casino trying to cosplay as the news to thwart the regulation it warrants

Yoked Hutt can't hurt you. Yoked Hutt isn't real. Yoked Hu... oh no.

This is a very good thread, and kind of gets to another point, but it deserves to be said out loud:

Vibe coding and idolizing the fidelity cascade is what “Agile” always wanted to be. AI just made it possible.