Rufus Cornpone

also i refuse to learn the plural possessive rules for masters degrees, fuck that part of the English language.

It's remarkable how being able to work with a student from my favorite masters' program will turn my damn mood around. (don't tell the other masters' programs)

New tranche of chow yun fat gifs

and before you try to disability advocate yourself into the convo take the space to consider what a shitty argument it is to use disabled people to advocate for exploitive anti-worker, anti-local business, anti-safety corporations backed by venture capital dollars.

Ordering DoorDash in Boston? Here’s how much more you’re really paying. Boston area restaurant owners say diners can expect to pay 80% more for delivery, as apps take up to 30% for each order.

I love anything that supports my worldview that delivery apps are unnecessary, bad for restaurants, and even worse for consumers.
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about 80% of my collaborations involve engaged and conscientious investigators who care and recognize what i'm bringing to their work. There is that other 20% though, and they're always a bit of a struggle in one way or another.

like how fucking hard is it to give proper credit to the person who did the fucking work. apparently very difficult when you are a doctor of medicine at an ivy league university

fucking tired of telling people to accurately represent the work i've done with them in their manuscript submissions.

Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... • 7s gross sex stuff And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post

That's disappointing!

Like at the end of the day Michael is just a writer and an incredibly sharp and quick learner but his ignorance can be grating to me.

I actively avoided this episode for that exact reason. The show description was reeking of ignorance in a way I'm not willing to stomach from my dumb dumb silly books podcast

I've been putting off dental work for maude for quite a while, and somehow we managed to have the absolute best case scenario given how long i had put it off. She was in excellent hands.
The only downside? they had to shave some arm patches for sedation and now she's acting unexpectedly punk rock

Alcoholic Automotive Engineer and teetotaling farmer turned odd jobber

yeah it's a communal laundry room with 5 machines that are running throughout the day so i'm prone to not buy this particular theory.

I think the next logical step would be for the landlady to bring in a ghost hunter.

A neighbor has added a note to the elevator to posit a theory that the weird noises might not be sex noises, but might be caused by an aggressive washing machine being run at night.

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

I want Dick Van Dyke and William Shatner

I should adapt this into a quirky tv show called Only Sex Noises in the Building

it's also worth noting that my building is on a very noisy corner in the city with a screeching curve leading into a T stop, a hospital nearby (lots of ambulances), and an intersection that's so bad it has its own reddit thread. On some level sex noises just belong.

it actually started last month when the landlady sent an e-mail to everyone about the loud banging noises at night. The effort with which everyone is not saying "loud sex noises" is my other favorite part of this ordeal.

there's a series of passive aggressive letters posted in my building's elevator about "loud banging noises at night." however, i do not live in a part of the building affected by the loud sex-havers, so it's making for a highly amusing epistolary narrative.

Reading about neoliberal monetary policy and honestly Reagan and thatcher are convenient proxies for a decade plus of lead up in increasingly fucked ideas taking hold in political and economic circles. They were successful because of volcker et al creating conditions in the global economy beforehand

What happens to my dispensary loyalty points when I die?

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

settler colonial murder suicide pact

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was watching the 39 adaptation with my BF last night and i turned to him and said "Dale Earnshaw Jr" and that's where this all came from.