🔞🖤 curse of werebimbos 🏳️‍⚧️🔆

💙: [WE ARE HOME!!!]
[<-- Literally pulled into our driveway six hours ago [And Fucking Slept]]

💙: [WIFE OBTAINED!!!]

💙: [We got most everything packed up and almost ready to go, but we're so [Time Brain] that we're getting anxious to get on the road [Not Tomorrow Not After Breakfast Now]] [Everyone else in the system is telling me to chill but I'm [RARing] to go]

💙: [I think this workday is gonna fly by us faster than we think] [We're barely keeping ourselves from bouncing off the walls, we're so fucking excited to see [Wife]]

💙: [Vibrating] [[Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon][Wife Soon]]

💚: Giggling because I know *exactly* what this is about~

💚: A rare occasion we add more sonasky labels
We have not felt a kintyping for me this strong Since I Formed

💚: We love the both of them, we are *incredibly* curious what you cooked for their story!!

Sketch drawing of Gwen as an affini, with one of her hands at the bottom of the frame, as if tilting one's chin upwards to her. The background is dark and dingy, and parts of her are glowing in the shade. She has a wicked grin on her face, and her vines are twisting and curling in barely-restrained excitement. She says to the viewer "Hmm... I think I like you, little petal. Now, could you be a dear and come with me? I'm sure we can find someone to take good care of a pretty thing like you!"

Very similar drawing as the last, only Gwen's vines are more under control and she has a gentle, happy expression on her face as she looks down to the viewer. The background is brighter, with colors dancing at the edges of the frame. She says to the viewer "Well hello my darling petal! Are you ready for your playdate to day?"

( HDG )
💚: POV Your first in-person encounter with an affini vs. An alarmingly short time later
#nsfw

Colored sketch drawing of Gwen as an affini from the HDG fictional universe. She has dark green leaves styled in a facsimile of hair, white birch bark making up her face and hands, and braided, interwoven vines making up the majority of her body.

💚: Affini drawn #artpost

💚: 💭 I should draw myself as an affini

🧡: The good news is tomorrow is going to be slightly warmer with -3 for a high
Still very cold but tolerably cold

🧡: What the fuck ever, we won't be missing much

🧡: hrhrhhhhrhrrrrrhrhrhrhr We wanna play Stellaris and the DLCs we don't have yet but we don't want to give Paradox money

🧡: Confirmed: it is fucking cold out

🧡: Oh god this weekend is going to be Fucking Cold
Let's hope our trees don't explode

🧡: The day literally just started and we're already on negative spoons...
We need to schedule some time off we think

❤️: auuuuuuuuuu we love the spide and dog... we wanna get back to askblogging again but we have no time

💜: ouhhhhhhhh pwushie's not built for full-time,,,,,

💜: battery died again!!!! we're gonna kill somebodie!!!!!

💜: hoping we won’t need to do too much car work today, it was very cold and we managed to get to work but wdk if the battery will have charge to make it back...
we got battery chargers at work so hopefullies? we would hope it has charge we just had the alternator replaced

❤️: houhhhhhhhh very exhausted already bc we had to shovel a bigass plow ridge... It’s gonna be a long work day today

🖤: Spot the difference I suppose

🖤: Oh that new Mega Lucario is just straight up Me, what in the world?

❤️: 3 people on discord (including me) have birdbrain lyrics as their status |>c

💜: abol!! ababababababol!!! ^w^

💙: [Shove a mute into each horn so her sounds [Jazzy]]

Screenshot of Minecraft with the Cobblemon mod installed, among others, looking at a shiny Cherubi.

💙: [Us when we're [Goated As Fuck]] [(Literally just started a new Cobblemon world with the new update and [Wgat The Fuck])] [(We also had to cheat in the ultra ball to catch it because [Literally Just Started] but shhhhhhh)]

💙: [We have [Plushvee], [The Gwen], and Edare, who is an Arceus but most is other mons]

🐭 you have to believe in the inherent goodness in people. you have to believe that people are not bad by default, and that harmful behavior on a wide scale is something learned. once you accept that people, by default, are wonderful, the world seems so much brighter, despite it all.