Secret Squirrel

My iPad has just updated to iPadOS 26.

What the Actual Fuckity Fuck Apple?

The default setting makes it look like MacOS with menu bars and File Menus.

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No you didn’t.

Funnily I discovered the 8 gens thing when my Dad asked me to check the family legend that we came from N’orn a few generations back.

Nope. 8+ generations of straw chewing’ Wiltshire Yokels.

Hard agree. Look at the way Zack Polanski called out Shabana Mahood this week.

9 years ago pledging solidarity on a Lesbos beach.

Now full on Nigel’s Handmaiden.

Yes but public domain and copyright are two related but different things.

They all got the hump and left.

I don’t know about that.

The cows look frisky.

I tripped over this in the day job.

My understanding (Tech not Lawyer) is that it’s licensable and consumable but not patentable.

So you can charge people to use the asset. Most code is not patented so therefore no big change.

But software patents are pretty dumb anyway.

I’m sure I’ve Seend that somewhere before?

Article 4,368,899 of an endless series of shite opinions from the Graun.

But you can generalise this to most hobbies that require a modicum of equipment.

It me. 😱

8 generations before fleeing.

Non-consensual touching. 😬

What have chickens ever done to you?

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Hot Port & Lemon?

Glug of port.
Big slice of lemon studded with cloves.
Big blob of honey.
Put in big tumbler and top up with hot water.

You know Swindon in Old English mean Pig Hill right?

Never a truer word spoken.

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My job here is done. 💅

Strike a Pose!

More like smallely toasting pine nuts.

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She getting you some matching slippers RN.

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Food?

Bad Science.

You’re drunk. Go home.

Is that because Dubai is getting bombed?

“Refuses to use self service”

Bit ableist no?

Will be interesting to see what the illuminated badge looks like in the flesh. It looks naff as hell on the VW’s. Makes them look like Vauxhalls.

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