thac0 bell

yeah, it’s like, massive coronary events are bad, but I’d still laugh if Joe Rogan had one, you know?

Play a dizzying range of emotions thar must, under no circumstances, be expressed or detected.

That’s an extremely 2011 poster alright.

*unharvests your crunch*

thinking about home ec and shop class and how the whole point seemed to be to teach gender normativity rather than cooking or woodworking.

We need to start hoarding Shreddies I guess. And keep them secret from the Americans.

I guess Repo Man, The Bounty, Spinal Tap, Purple Rain, and Threads? It was a pretty fucking sick year for movies. Dune, Neverending Story, Nightmare On Elm Street, Sixteen Candles, and Ghostbusters came out too.

Not if you include offbrand!

*unfrosts your mini-spooners*

How come Honey Nut Cornflakes are so hard to find nowadays? I loved honey nut cornflakes. I’m a big fan of honey nut cereals in general. Honey Nut Shreddies might even be my number one fave these daysz

You broke the format!

I’m so sorry.

*unloops your froot*

*unraisins your bran*

*unbunches your oats*

you mean Dark Knight Returns, right?

bad vibes here tonight man

…comedy scene Bill Clintons need to be more accurate. Fuck’s sake. Worst case scenario is that shit like this will CREATE an expectation that never existed before.

In comedy all you need to do is to get people on board with the premise. As long as he looks enough like Bill Clinton for people to go “oh hey it’s Bill Clinton”, the scene would work (or could work, at least; you need a better joke than a variation on Foul Mouthed Granny too). Nobody is insisting..

the true genius choice of Peep Show’s format isn’t the perspective, it’s the interior monologues, because *that’s* what lets us follow spot-on recreations of all the rationalizations and self-deceptions and cognitive dissonances that go into their horrible actions.

And the footpath is, like, RIGHT THERE. But you watched some complete nonsense on YouTube that say it’s full of ghosts or some shit. So you send them to the highway instead.

Changing the name of their paintline from Citadel Colour (which it’s been since the beginning, when Citadel was *sort of* a separate company to Games Workshop), to “Warhammer Colour”.

Like Sabbath and Zeppelin and stuff are also very bluesy, and have songs that are clearly blues, but Jimi is like ALL THE WAY blues. It is like full on Robert Johnson or Son House with an amplifier.

41 years old and Jimi Hendrix is finally clicking for me.

The trick is to just ignore rock entirely, and think of it as simply electric blues.

I *hope* it will lead to cagier and smarter political art, and more challenges of the root modes of fascistic and destructive thinking rather than only the overt outcomes and actions.

I wonder how Western art will be changed in the future by the fact that we can no longer afford to believe that exposing political corruption or atrocity stops it, that “light is the best disinfectant”, or that “raising awareness” and “providing representation” is an unalloyed good.

oh god those fucking collins puppets TERRIFIED me as a kid

we forget these things for very good reason :P

hehe. where’s the beef.

I bet GWB still would’ve tried at a pretext for “finishing” Iraq, but yeah Afghanistan probably would’ve been left out of it (though I do remember some friends of mine in ‘99 or so calling for the US / NATO / UN to intervene in Afghanistan on humanitarian grounds, because Taliban Sexist or whatever)

Let it happen for the bit.