Heartache Kits

I literally wanted until Obama was reelected to get pregnant. Now I have a daughter and paperwork to determine European citizenship viability.

Reported and blocked. Jfc.

lol

My body: Hey! We should ease into things. I know it's spring cleaning time, and you're really excited to move again, but you won't like what I do if you push things too fast.

Me: LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS TO CLEAN I CAN MOVE THAT FURNITURE WHERE IS THE MOP I SCRUB ALL FLAT SURFACES OMG THE OVEN

I know. #oilpainting #art #sketchbook

The realization that art isn't considered a real job because if it was, then women and single moms would gain more independence, and how that makes all artists historically comparable to witches meaning making any art of any kind is practicing witchcraft even if it's a painting of evangelical Jesus.

I prefer having later sunlight, but I'll take standard if it will stop the useless practice.

Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

jimmy fallon segment mean tweets where celebs read negative comments out loud

But congress

OMGINORIGHT

An orange and white cat head peeks out from a stack of pink, green, and grey towels.

Noodle, that's not helping. #caturday

I did, but I'm doing better now. Thank you.

Exactly

I will never have the words for how hard this struck me. Hahaha

Had to doublecheck the date on this

Omgoooooodddd hahahahha

The way I would buy you drinks, good lord.

because I had the time to really think and see what I wanted to do, what my community needs, and how it benefits the government so they can be convinced to give me money? ALSO YES.

It was wildly all over the place, but the ending balance so far seems to be the best I've ever had in my life.

I'm turning 48 in June. 47 was trying at times, but all in all, it has been spectacular. Was there a Victorian plot point disease and a corrective surgery? Yes. Was there employment? No. Did I get an extra year of SAHM the year after I finished my degree? Yes! Did I begin founding a nonprofit

hey guys, believe me, i know it's great being in a place where you don't need a car or you can afford an ev or dont drive, but it's the smarmiest thing ever to scroll down the timeline to "couldn't be me 🤭" for people that exist in cities that don't have good transit/need a vehicle to get places.

If your response to our country participating in the bombing of school children starts with "Yeah, but..." your political ideologies are the least of my worries.

a woman is sitting at a table in front of a window and talking to someone . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in front of a window and talking to someone .

If I have chosen a business name based on a glorious 90's noise rock song, but there has since been a video game released with the same name, am I obligated to play that game before announcing the name of my business? Because Bethesda gots PROBLEMS, and I don't want to deal with crashes.

If you don't trust doctors why are you going to the hospital when you get measles... Go on the internet and do your own research. That's how you came to the conclusion not to vaccinate. Stick with that

A hug would be nice.

I will add that you need to do what works for you. Talk therapy didn't do anything for me due to the 'tism intellectuallizing everything & therapists not understanding neurodivergent emotional processing. HOWEVER, a genetic test to discover compatible drugs worked.

You do you, but do something.

Ooh! thanks!

Yes! It's so weird!

One of my favorite hobbies is remembering Alex Jones and then laughing at him.

You guys ever think about how, if Al Gore had been president on 9/11, we might be energy independent now? I wish I didn’t.