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not even remembering who this was about……… the cycle of suffering is never ending

forgot how good life feels after two glasses of wine

It repeatedly being called “that podcast” 🤧🤧

I don’t need to know why Emmy Sharrett does anything she does…. her intentions are not my business. What matters is that she’s the most important person in the world and I must defend her at all costs.

The knowledge of knowing #southernhospitality

every time I see her I can’t believe she did all that to her face but left the nose lookin like that 🤔🤔

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was contemplating what to message as an opening line to this guy on hinge and he liked me first while I was thinking about it… #WeUp

like I was funny once and now I get to hang out with Harry Styles. How does that work? I’ve been funny a few times and I don’t get to go to the SAG awards.

I’m gonna sound like a hateful bitter hag but whatever, I hate the influencer archetype of having one somewhat funny viral moment and then getting to randomly interview and befriend every mega celebrity and go to every red carpet event. I understand the appeal but it’s unchic to me.

This show already exists and it’s called The Pitt

9:30 in the morning and I already decided it’s culvers for lunch today…. I need a win bad

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oh so we’re still doing soft bar

when I find out what the new blonde girl on summer house’s name is I will make an official post saying that I think I kinda like her so far

It’s crazy how often Ciara can perfectly articulate exactly what she wants and needs from a man and these fucking assholes still don’t get it. THE INSANELY SEXY STUNNING EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT NURSE IS GIVING YOU AN OPEN NOTE TEST AND YOU’RE FAILING!

like no I would not let a man who is “courting” me use my boobs as a pillow while making multiple comments about boners and nip slips

I feel like the crux of the Ciara/Jesse situation is that there’s a level of playful sexual flirting that as a woman feels comfortable to do with a trusted male friend but feels nefarious and creepy when you learn that that person wants to fuck you

feel like this kinda goes against his whole schtick but whatever

I am very scared about the state of my life 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

ADHD screening intake zoom call in my car on my lunch break

when I haven’t watched Summer House yet but I see the Julia post that lets me know everything’s gonna be okay 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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all the bloomfs loving someone that I find to be uniquely evil…. Oh well

at work thinking about Lindsay Hubbard

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student called Michael Jackson underrated

chewed pretty much all of my nails to stubs at work today

love when you have no memory of a dream but you can just feel in your bones that someone/something made an appearance last night… was just sitting here and all of a sudden my body was like subway sandwich…. something happened with a subway sandwich

everytime I think someone on here is a lesbian they’re a gay man and everytime I think someone’s a gay man they’re a straight woman

and then her posting an apology about how this doesn’t reflect her beliefs…. Girl you’re in the damn movie!!

I beg your pardon

I’ve been made aware of harmful rumors and allegations that it is currently March

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.