finn

woah me too

dipshit every hour account and it's just pics of YOU🫵

who up oiking they sploik

it is and it rules

you are the only person posting on here correctly

we need an eighth day of the week

mega T every 30 days is crazy

while we're at it somebody schedule top surgery for me, get these thangs offa me

*screaming into the mic like metal style*

I WANT TO READ MY VAMPIRE BOOK

AND QUIT MY JOB

EVERYBODY STOP TEXTING ME

yeah they should have made her big

IM COOKING

I meant happy Valentine's Day. alas

happy birthday to my ex who watches every single one of my Instagram stories but won't text me back about getting her stuff from my place

heyyyyyy mind if I come over and eat all your food and then take a nap

waking up flexing in the mirror and then eating two slices of cold pizza for breakfast

I love trains !!!!!

getting involved with a hot girl and then finding out her type is "t boys who look like assholes".... hey.............

a 23 hour long first date where we didn't actually go do the intended plans 🤌🏼

they said it wasn't possible to get strep three times in one month but I am strong and determined and once again on antibiotics

I've been doing this but with as much spinach as can possibly fit in the thing and it rules

me reading this with my childhood of reading gay fanfic behind me and my t gel in front of me

I will only ever shitpost on here because I'm dealing with the other things in person and off the record

she hayley on my williams til I decode

she trans on my gender until I HRT

she WD-40 on my hinge until I

none of these things are in my room I am using my mind

she W on my 4 until I Form 1040

she game on my cube until I double dash

she award on my season until I nominee

she burger on my king until I whopper