Marghoul

Ive just been passing out for like four hours at a time.

"I think I'll take a little nap" *wakes up four hours later with a sober hangover*

Ty bb

Youre a pathetic combo...something about you being stuffed at both ends

Sleeping purrbox of a cat in my arms

Bahahaha

you've just got to find the right auduebce. someone who's never met you and hasn't heard about you

And no one is taking advantage of this. Ugh

The reaction i usually get when i even pretend to be a little domme as a joke lol

What do you mean you just look like that during recovery?!? I look lie a bad mugshot after a two night bender rn caused I sneezed earlier

Send me strength please. This is gonna suck.

Aww poor thing 😈

Whys he stealing everyones work and trying to convince people hes a god

Ok fine who's this Al I keep hearing about

There's a good joke about fixing a tropical depression here but I'm too tired to think of it

To be fair we cant be 100% sure my orgasms dont cause superstorms

Ughh the smug atheist eww. They have the energy of somebody who Dutch ovens themself for fun

Yep mhm 😮‍💨 i need to go collect myself

Stay still for me. See how good you look surrendering control. Don’t. Look. Away. I can feel your legs giving way when I touch you, your breathing quickening as my breath n’ my teeth find you… Desire moves like a restless animal between us, climbing through your hands to my throat n’ my hunger.

I'm like this like 24/7. There are worse ways to be, I think we got so freakin lucky 🤭

Why is @marghoul.bsky.social channeling my libido half the time?

Yeah……

Not enough people hate walter white which i think is an afront to bryan cranstons acting

Would you like the blank version?

It always just made me furious that at the end of the show they decided to start turning it to he's just a sick old man who wants to stay alive and really Skyler is the secret evil one

He was awful. And the only people he could muster an ounce of that faux scary Kaiser Soze vibe on were people who were bigger pieces of shit than him. Everyone else looked at him like he was a jackass.

"Hey uncle "so'n'so" hows your portfolio doin?"

*awkward silence*

"Grandma could you pass me the carving knife?"

I love that I cant say common words in voice to text now but any given company that generates a shit load of user data seems to be fully represented. Awesome stuff.

I genuinely think to begin healing society we gotta start requiring people in the public eye to get a little hurt when they lie.

Lie to a camera? Boom, you lose a pinky. Wanna go again?