Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
06.03.2026 16:33
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Itโs like watching an awkward SNL skit
07.03.2026 14:50
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Wtf is wrong with the people governing these 12 states??
07.03.2026 14:35
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Scoop: DNC officials working on secret report found Gaza stance cost Harris votes
The DNC's research on what went wrong in 2024 has been under lock and key since party leaders decided to hide it from the public.
This is a nothing burger of a article. No data, just vibes.
The take: #Harris is responsible not just for #Bidenโs actions, but his ideas too.
The hypocrisy of #Felon47 promising EXACTLY the same support for Israel (if not more), w/blatant disdain for Palestinians isnโt mentioned.
#FuckAllYall
07.03.2026 13:23
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Honest A: when people say that itโs to remind ppl to believe women AND bc theyโre beyond frustrated and horrified that they have to watch all of this horrible shit happen bc a few billionaire techbros own everything and still want more yachts, while half the US voters stare into the middle distance.
07.03.2026 12:51
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SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
06.03.2026 19:09
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SUCH a great book!! I was listening as I was rebuilding my island on acnh. โบ๏ธ
06.03.2026 18:53
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Like clockwork.
06.03.2026 17:30
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In a actual representative democracy, where we actually had a majority rule, almost everything a president did would, in fact, be popular, if they were operating in good faith. At least 50% or more of the population would have voted for whatever it is the president is doing. ๐ค
03.03.2026 22:35
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you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both
03.03.2026 00:17
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Wow. Things are so great!
03.03.2026 15:58
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Exactly this.
It is demonstrably worse for Palestine - and all of us - bc he is POTUS.
Anyone who says different is either lying for profit, lying for chaos, or too ignorant to actively participate in the conversation.
PSA: ignorant comments can and should be ignored.
03.03.2026 15:16
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IDGAF what anyone says. I still love this bitch. #HRC
03.03.2026 00:46
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And I guess never heard of Cambridge Analytica.
01.03.2026 15:11
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Enough โdistractionsโ
How many blatant lies and broken laws until the pedophile in chief is impeached?
#USCongress ๐
01.03.2026 14:00
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if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying
27.02.2026 23:12
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30 years.
This video should be on every network.
26.02.2026 13:27
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I hate this timeline.
26.02.2026 23:20
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Ok. But he is still a person who wakes up every morning and chooses violence. Puppet or no, he is a problem and everyone needs to stop pretending he isnโt also 100% culpable for his actions.
26.02.2026 17:41
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Sadly I think theyโll just blame Obama or Soros lol, claiming the orange turd is just a puppet. That is the refrain I hear most in the last year. When I ask puppet for who, they canโt answer. When I remind them that weโre well past โjust following ordersโ stage - so not a puppet - also no answer.
26.02.2026 14:36
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What the actual fuck is wrong with us?? (Like, as a species)
This is ABHORRENT.
Yet another Black man is dead so a white woman could feel safe.
Had a social worker been sent out instead of the police, the first time, heโd still be alive today and would never have been charged in the first place.
26.02.2026 14:21
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Of fucking course.
Goddamnit I fucking hate people so fucking much. We donโt fucking deserve this planet.
25.02.2026 13:58
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The GOP is full of broken clocks.
24.02.2026 17:33
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10/10
They pulled a Target.
24.02.2026 17:32
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When a white man in the US uses the word โmeritโ one must understand that it always means โwe hired uneducated yt men over anyone else even remotely qualified.โ
Listen to Mr. Schwank.
#ICE built their โmeritocracyโ by destroying all legal / training reqs for yt men (who canโt pass open book tests)
24.02.2026 14:05
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The fact that users can do a [fuzzy] search missing one letter and still get accurate results is proof that #TikTok is not doing enough. It is incredibly easy with Boolean search to account for the slight variations in keywords (aka fuzzy search).
*Any* tech company understands this is basic shit.
24.02.2026 13:02
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Real Q: how is Harris the poster boy for mass murder for AIPAC money when 1) she is not nearly the only one who takes AIPAC money and 2) she has never actually been in charge of a single military unit. Not ever.
Why isnโt the poster boy for mass murder someone whoโs actually mass murdered?
24.02.2026 12:42
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Libro FM is what I used last summer to get away from audible and I love it! Itโs available in UK.
23.02.2026 14:23
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Wow, all I see is a bunch of fucking losers.
It tracks that a team that hasnโt won in 46 years is celebrating by singing a song that hasnโt been popular since 2002.
The song btw, is about a revenge war the US started under false pretenses, where US troops committed war crimes for selfies.
23.02.2026 13:38
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Yes. If parents of teen mass shooters can be charged for giving them a gun or not securing a weapon used, sure seems like there is precedent to hold accountable parents who refuse to vax their children (but, I assume, only if the child was healthy enough for the vax).
22.02.2026 14:26
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