@sophianyx.bsky.social by the by, I meant to thank you for taking the initiative to be the Bluesky version of Eric Alper. Engagement prompts are a real nice distraction from the horrors.
Why do my eggs look like art
Anyways I may have been worrying so much about it and the deadlines that I collapsed in relief to the point of crying the moment I clocked out
This week I was mentoring one of our writers who is new to the account and it was honestly a struggle, mostly because I have no experience guiding people through a process which is muscle memory for me.
But I think I planted some seeds and I look forward to seeing her skills grow.
But I'm tired.
It is 2003. Condoleezza Rice walks into the White House after the idiot President starts a war of choice that nobody wants.
It is 2026. Condoleezza Rice walks into the White House after the idiot President starts a war of choice that nobody wants.
It is though.
It is 2003. Condoleezza Rice walks into the White House after the idiot President starts a war of choice that nobody wants.
It is 2026. Condoleezza Rice walks into the White House after the idiot President starts a war of choice that nobody wants.
Me after carrying two bags of groceries up one flight of stairs
five miniature gouache paintings on a wooden desk; the center one is a tusked Gritty holding an offering bowl with a Philly pretzel, around that are orange fuzzy hands holding a lotus flower, a progress pride flag, a flaming molotov and a bigass cup of Wawa coffee
a thing i'm working on is taking longer than i thought it might, but Also isn't just stalling out making this post bullshit, so have some studies i did a while back working out colors and method because all my attempts at progress shots of it have been complete balls due to the lighting situation
Pinhead from hellraiser
Ow ow ow!
Still haven't played zork!
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So hey i get that this might just be a thing i picked up and assumed when I was a kid but aren't the UN supposed to fucking do something or
Wow. I was a fan, but this is disappointing. Unfollowing.
So because it was like, six bucks, I picked up the Halo Master Chief Collection. Aside from some fun PvP games back in the day, I never played any of the campaign and missed out on that moment. Only two missions into the first Halo now and It's....really fun.
Those that get the reference will find it fun, those that don't will think it's hilarious and surreal. It goes extra hard when you learn that Warhol originally asked for McDonald's for the video because McDonald's was his favourite.
To my marketing mind there's only one way the McDonald's CEO can both prove he can eat a whole burger AND clap back at Burger King.
Recreate the video of Andy Warhol eating Burger King, only make it McDonald's.
Bro I have a god-given right to profit off the potential deaths of others bro
Used it so much for videos on my iPod
I know, but Q-Tip is really insistent here.
You hear a knock at the door and open it. It's Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest. He says that due to legal reasons you can only listen to one of the Tribe's albums for the rest of your life.
Will it be Low End Theory or Midnight Marauders? Or one of the others? Choose wisely.
Seriously!
I have days where I sleep for 15-17 hours and unfortunately it's not restful. I wake up, spend three hours eating and watching tv, and then I collapse again.
A year after being interviewed at my agency for a freelance copywriter position I am now interviewing people for a freelance copywriter position and being on the other side of that is so fucking weird.
Gonna be honest, I think considering the state of the world and how much world leaders are trying to speed run its destruction, we should be allowed to go back to plastic straws
This kind of thing unfortunately has been around since the start. I worked for an agency once that allowed you to input your pitches and have them reviewed by marketing legends living, dead, and fictional (Don Draper was one of them). Same sloppy unthoughtful output, just in different voices.
(just in case you thought I was joking: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing... )
