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If Rocket Raccoon wrote a haiku

You pet me again
I’ll chop your hand off and sow
It to your asshole

#GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #marvel #marvelcomics #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #ComicBook #comicbooks

If Bruce Banner wrote a haiku

I am a time bomb
Death is a few ticks away
so don’t tick me off

#hulk #marvel #avengers #marvelcomics #comicbooks #comicbook #poem #poetry #micropoem #senryu

If Mystique wrote a haiku

Shifting faces for
lovers will leave you feeling
blue beneath your skin

#haiku #poem #senryu #xmen #nightcrawler #destiny #marvel #marvelcomics #poetry #micropoem #micropoetry

If Juggernaut wrote a haiku

Get out of my way
All you punks can’t stop me, I’m
the Juggernaut bitch

#juggernaut #xmen #marvel #MarvelComics #haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #poetry #micropoetry #comic #comicbooks #comicbook

♥️🖤💚

If Sabretooth wrote a haiku for Wolverine:

Happy birthday runt
Left you a little present
Gift wrapped it in blood

#xmen #wolverine #sabretooth #marvel #MarvelComics #poetry #poem #haiku #senryu #comics #comicbooks #micropoetry #micropoem

If Nightcrawler wrote a haiku:

Every night I pray
When God doesn’t answer, I
disappear in smoke

#xmen #xmen97 #MarvelComics #nightcrawler #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #comics #comicbook

If Storm wrote a haiku:

The sky is my throne
Wind carries me on its back
Thunder screams my name

#storm #xmen #xmen97 #marvel #comics #comicbooks #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #superhaiku #micropoetry #micropoem

If Cyclops wrote a haiku:

Protect all mutants
There are no shades of grey when
all I see is red

#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #micropoetry #haiku #senryu #cyclops #comicbooks #comics #marvel

If Gambit wrote a haiku:

Life is like a game
Bet on yourself mon ami
Play the cards you’re dealt

#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #marvel #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #comicbooks #micropoem #micropoetry #comicbook

If Rogue wrote a haiku:

Handshakes, hugs, kisses
Can’t feel, but still got feelings
It aint fair sugah

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #poetry #xmen #marvel #marvelcomics #comicbooks #comic

If Robin wrote a haiku:

He dresses me up
Calls me sidekick. When I die
he’ll just replace me

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #poetry #batman #dccomics #comics #comicbook

If Thanos wrote a haiku:

Isn’t she lovely
Have you ever admired death
I’ll give her your world

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #avengers #marvel #thanos #comicbooks #comics

If Thor wrote a haiku:

This is beneath me
I am the god of Thunder
Not god of haikus

#haiku #senryu #poetry #micropoem #marvel #comicbook #Thor

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If Bane wrote a haiku for Batman:

You can’t hide Batman
Darkness won’t save you from me
blowing your back out

#haiku #senryu #micropoem #poetry #poem #dccomics #comicbooks

If Charles Xavier wrote a haiku:

Submit to my mind
Give me your secrets, desires
To me my X-Men

#haiku #senryu #micropoem
#poetry #marvel #comicbook #poem
#FuckCharlesXavierAllMyHomiesHateCharlesXavier

If Emma Frost wrote a haiku:

They can’t shine like me
Pressure makes diamonds darling
but I’m never pressed

#haiku #senryu #xmen #comicbooks #marvel #poetry #micropoem

If Wolverine wrote a haiku:

A healing factor
can’t mend a broken heart but
beer certainty can

#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #micropoem #wolverine #Marvel

If Mr. Freeze wrote a haiku:

You won’t know true cold
until you wake up without
your lover beside

#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #comicbook #batman #dccomics

If Daredevil wrote a haiku:

You label me blind
but I read heartbeats like books
and see right through you

#haiku #poem #poetry #Marvel #comicbook

If Hulk wrote a haiku:

It’s always Hulk smash
But puny friends never ask
How is Hulk doing

#poem #poetry #haiku #Marvel

If Batman wrote a haiku:

The night bends to me
I am what the moon hides from
what the monsters fear

#haiku #poetry #Batman #DCComics

Waves kissed by sunlight
Clouds so close I can taste them
Sea salt on my lip

#haiku #maine #poetry

Didn’t cry when Hulk
Hogan died, but I’ll shed tears
when Mark Henry does

#haiku #MarkHenry #FuckHulkHoganAllMyHomiesHateHulkHogan #Poetry

My future tastes like
sun dried self doubt covered in
regret filled purée

#poetry #haiku #poem

Smoking blunts to an
Open Mike Eagle album
massages the brain

#haiku #poem #poetry

@jonathankermah.bsky.social you absolutely cooked on the X-men draft pod👏👏👏

Katy Perry asks
“Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag?” Bitch no.

#Haiku #Poetry #Poem #Firework #KatyPerrySucks #ChiefKeefBetter

The Student Becomes the Teacher (with Pete Buttigieg) Podcast Episode · BoomerLennials · 06/18/2025 · 46m

Produced a podcast
with Pete Buttigeg as guest
BoomerLennials

#haiku #podcast #PeteButtigeg #poetry #politics

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