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Ma's out Pa's out Let's talk rude Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

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I send you a virtual garland to wear all day

09.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge Quiz The UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015.

7/10. I'm symbolically, poetically & pugilistically challenged.

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🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 9

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Score: 7/10

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09.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mojtaba Khamenei to succeed his father as Iran’s supreme leader - follow live Khamenei is named as successor to his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who was killed in the first wave of US and Israeli strikes.

Finally someone Liz Truss can proudly compare the length of her reign to

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz...
Mojtaba Khamenei to succeed his father as Iran’s supreme leader - follow live - BBC News

08.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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While also winning the 1st prize in the Most Kiwi-Looking Man Alive competition

08.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Championship teams need to look out for Lincoln City next season. They already play Championship football. Very athletic, all over CCFC from minute one to minute 96, play on the edge of the rules. Got gifted 2 chances & took both. Unbelievable support too. πŸ‘

08.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm still chasing the coveted zero

08.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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5/10. Sodding cyclists again, plus the inevitable wrong cities, yer French & a movie I don't think I've clapped eyes on.

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🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 8

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Score: 5/10

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08.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple caught having sex in cafe's outdoor seating area The couple have been jailed for three months

Drink may have been taken by them both

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07.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching One Hit Wonders at the BbC on #BBC4. Bonnie Raitt, Joni Mitchell & James Taylor in the last quarter of an hour. And we call ourselves a proper country.

07.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic record. Imagine if Crosby had joined The Dan. What larks.

07.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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5. The inevitable flag, country & cyclist. Wobbled to defeat on the movie & poet.
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🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 7

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Score: 5/10

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07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The correct score!

06.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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4/10
Absolute stinker

🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 6

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Score: 4/10

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06.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha!

05.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shabana Mahmood is probably the only person who's watched Priti Patel or Suella Braverman & thought, 'Hold my beer...'

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The son has been to that London

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they asked very nicely and make sure to say than you and be appropriately grateful: I’m told these things are very very important.

05.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Andy Fairweather Low & the Low Riders at the New Theatre, Cardiff - AFL defying his 78 years, some storming playing. And the anecdotes.
'After doing Hootenanny I was the 2nd most Googled name in the UK. I was quite proud then I twigged they were asking 'Who the bloody hell is Andy Fairweather Low?'

05.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Charity shop steals

05.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17164 πŸ” 5982 πŸ’¬ 514 πŸ“Œ 493
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Fell at the last
🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 5

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Score: 9/10

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05.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Supreme Leader announced

04.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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David and Victoria Beckham wish son Brooklyn happy birthday despite feud

Forget the incipient Third World War. There's more important stuff.

BBC News - David and Victoria Beckham wish son Brooklyn happy birthday despite feud - BBC News
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04.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was often seen in the Shed End, Victor

04.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

03.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 868 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 39
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7/10. I flagged & got booked on an island.
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🧠 Quiz of the Day - Mar 4

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Score: 7/10

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04.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says 'everything's been knocked out in Iran' as he criticises UK and Starmer

BBC News is on fire this afternoon. Want to find out what's really going on? Look elsewhere
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03.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a first!

03.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0