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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

If you got an ironic exclamation point loaded in the chamber right now do us all a favor and holster it

But how does it taste ? :)

Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this

Social media is hot garbage but glad we could all come together and make Chicago jokes about the new Pope you are all blessed.

/concerned, gesturing frantically to arena security staff "Oooh wah ah ah ah!"

As a Spurs lifer this season is the most optimistic I have been in a while. Wemby, Paul, Castle, Vassell, and now Fox. That is a HELL of a bright lineup. I’m glad they caught it now and hope he recovers. Future is bright if healing goes well and we have performed better than last season.

Spurs shutting down Wembanyama for season Spurs star Victor Wembanyama is expected to miss the remainder of the season with deep vein thrombosis in his right shoulder.

MY SON OH NOS!

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Look, I would never claim to be an expert on football, but I believe I’ve figured out what KC is doing wrong and have a plan for them to turn things around.

They need to score more points.

The Anime Backlogs have been a joy to read - thanks for keeping this column going!

I double dipped for English subs I feel you

Right. Just remember, even the biggest names started somewhere. Godzilla wasn’t just destroying then saving Japan overnight, he started in the mailroom. Godzilla put in the work.

I felt the same it does seem more balanced

After an inexplicable delay, the 4th season of Thunderbolt Fantasy is coming to Crunchyroll tomorrow, so everyone be prepared for another round of the finest martial puppet violence:

Sources: Browns' Watson has 2nd Achilles surgery Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson underwent surgery Thursday after tearing his Achilles again, and his status for the 2025 season is now in jeopardy, sources tell ESPN.

Eat shit, Deshaun.

It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.

Mollie once belonged to a group of degenerate gamers who played terrorist bombers, a member of the group tells NBC News.

In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…

@seanseanson.bsky.social gabber time

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