Chris Smyth

Is this Disco Elysium DLC

it's what he'd want

who up Gorton they Denton etc

I truly cannot wait til a time when I no longer have a moral obligation to care about the fucking Gorton and Denton by-election

why do nerds
suddenly appear
every time
I post here

This was fed to me yesterday too. Masterpiece.

Don't worry, it was on delicates

Got my first "person who doesn't know what a joke is" on Bluesky. Do i win something?

Hovering slice of bread in the basket. Sorry to tell you, but your lived experience is AI slop

Send that stud finder on to me when you're done with it amirite

Wow. Someone I just made up both owns a bike and is always in a rush because of systemic oppression or something. Your privilege is showing. Do better.

I would love, just once, to wake up and not hear about America.

Oh thank god, was sick of having to play the games myself

Sad there's no Traitors tonight but ultimately grateful cos if it was on this often I'd have a UTI

"they're laughing at us" babe it's day one #TheTraitors

So has the Secret Traitor just been instructed to lie in their confessional?

sorry but new year IS a humbug tbqhwy

I am the Scrooge of New Year's

feel like pure shit just want her back xo

Hadn't realised til now that the drop-off bay at Belfast City Airport is a little Tayto Castle. We are not a serious country.

BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Every few years I tune into this and there's been a monumentally camp coup of casting. Jodie Prenger! Claire Sweeney! Pauline McLynn! Say what you want, but the casting dept knows which side its bread is buttered on (the gay side)

David Platt is having a nice chat with the AOL woman #coronationstreet

It's that time of year again (when I wonder why The Chase is such a big deal and seemingly vital to the fabric of the nation)

It's not Christmas without a display of disembodied boobs.

Well for my part, I've had a lot on

One year when I was working on the perfume counter at Debenhams (I was young, I needed the money), a man I'd never met before came up and said "Excuse me. Have you seen my wife?" Nothing else.

How can I say no to this

V much enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man mainly cos it's a locked room mystery and nothing greases my crease quite like Jonathan Creek did