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Wayte, why? Yn case the firste one doth falle out the wyndow?

my apologyes for makinge it weirde, Joe

Ich wente to Sardi's once and got a Frensshe 75. Whenne the bartendir askid me yf Ich liked Newe Yorke, Ich seyde "Ich love thys citye wyth myne entyre hearte and soule" and Ich thynke Ich peraventure freakid hym out a bit.

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Blue moone,
Thou sawest me stondinge
Al oon --
Wythout a dreame yn myne herte --
Wythout a love of myne owene.

Blue moone,
Thou knewest al Ich was ther for --
Thou heardest me sayinge a prayer for
Someone Ich trewelye koude care for.
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As much as I enjoyed Marty Supreme, it does bother me that there is little to know Oscar talk about Ethan Hawke, who really got the contradictory essence of Lorenz Hart just perfectly in this.

The spaceshippe of an olde tyme stande uppe comedian ys powered by a mysterious mineral called amirite

Booke, booke,
Reade a booke,
Reade anothir booke,
Reade a large amounte of bookes -
Bookes are freakinge awesome

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[dreamye lute arpeggio]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[dreamye lute arpeggio]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripheries"

lease of summer, hell short

Gen AI ys coole yf you reallye fuckinge hate water

Ich love AWP but it ys also what a comic booke charactir dothe saye when caught off guarde

Gen AI ys coole yf you reallye fuckinge hate water

Lyke manye of your exes, the poeme *Beowulf* ys impossible to date.

Lyke manye of your exes, the poeme *Beowulf* ys impossible to date.

The declyne of readinge ys caused by manye thinges. One major cause ys a systematic & decades-long devaluinge of literature at all levels of educacioun. We kan not put instrumentalitye above meaninge and still thrive. Fundinge the humanityes ys key to a just societye of well-informed citizens.

Not exactlye sure what doth give thys "William Gibson" guy authoritye to speake about the future of technologye

It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.

Sometymes Ich thynke my lyfe would be perfect yf Ich knewe that Harrison Ford was proude of me

Major yn Englisshe:

• Focused readinge & writinge prepare you for anythinge
• Research, communicacioun, creativitye, and interpretacioun will be needed for careers not even inventid yet
• Meaningful engagement wyth big ideas and textes that will staye wyth you forevir
• It ys awesome
• Bookes!

Booke, booke,
Reade a booke,
Reade anothir booke,
Reade a large amounte of bookes -
Bookes are freakinge awesome

@lesleytsina.bsky.social Your commerciale!

The declyne of readinge ys caused by manye thinges. A huge cause ys a systematic & decades-long devaluinge of literature at all levels of educacioun. We kan not put instrumentalitye above meaninge and still thrive. Fundinge the humanityes ys key to a just societye of well-informed citizens.

It ys Wednesdaye my felawes

You knowe what ys goinge to reallye helpe the worlde? Anothir goddamn phone from Apple.

You knowe what ys goinge to reallye helpe the worlde? Anothir goddamn phone from Apple.

Daye off yn Kyoto
Got bored at the temple
Lookede arounde at the seven eleven
The bande took the speede trayne
Went to the arcade
Hearinge the cuckoo sing
Ich long for Kyoto

The declyne of readinge ys caused by manye thinges. A huge cause ys a systematic & decades-long devaluinge of literature at all levels of educacioun. We kan not put instrumentalitye above meaninge and still thrive. Fundinge the humanityes ys key to a just societye of well-informed citizens.

poetrye ys the technologye of hope