Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈

Lydia Tár has been cast as Birdo in the Super Mario Galaxy movie

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A 7-Eleven sign that says “COME IN ON ALL FOURS AND BARK LIKE A DOG FOR A FREE HOTDOG”

gonna post this outside my apartment door 🌭

I need graham platner's vocal coach. I think I could talk like that if I applied myself

It's so him-coded

I love the cunty way the fisherman sprite looks back at it

The cats are loving the sunroom window now that the weather is better

Actually so mad about losing an hour tonight. I needed that hour to read letterboxd reviews.

Actually so mad about losing an hour tonight. I needed that hour to read letterboxd reviews.

got a lot of compliments on my butt tonight. The gym has been good to me

Looking good

A top-to-bottom masterpiece. Haunting and disturbing. Rose Byrne is a generational talent.

finished If I Had Legs I'd Kick You . . . holy shit I am never having children

Thank you king 💪

What is this muscle called? Pic of Shayne Topp unrelated

They have a financial interest in upselling you. Beware

I need to play pokopia so bad but I don't have a switch 2 😭

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The weather is nice today. The cats are enjoying the sunroom windows

Meow

Amazing vibes

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

Day-drinking is defined holistically. It can happen at 1am or at any time.

You know when a trainer only has one pokemon you're about to face some Bullshit

Same. I have a Magikarp but I want to mix up my team and not go right for the Gyarados

I need to find a Drowzee

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Hell yeah. Raichu is so good. I like to teach my Pikachu brick break but I've been holding off because I'm scared of using single-use TMs lol