dave

cabot extra shahp cheddah is a vermont tradition

yes, you'll find more if you spell it right (terpene)

"turpenes, eh? this shit tastes like the whole can of thinner!"

there's always an asshole

people should not wonder why OPs limit who can interact with they skeets when bluenoses & scolds have no sense of decency, decorun, or even the most basic "forum etiquette"

no, really it smells like actual feces

smokin the last of some shit that really does smell like shit

every time my dog takes a shit she's dropping morse codes.

just now her morse code was
— — — • — • •

cute olive with her teddy bear ears

sweet grace with her delicate little paws

pearl in her nest 𖹭

a bro explains

well its like this, honey…

so she's a cop AND in aipac's pocket AND a scold

you can't share a non-homoerotic hot tub encounter with your bros if you have diarrhea.

top L: sea dildo

top R: your mom's garden

bottom L: redrocket vine (aka dog dick lily, "throbbin' john")

bottom R: southernmost point of iceberg A734, widely known to climatologists as "Spjót Hrímnis" (old norse for "hrímnir's spear" wink wink nudge nudge)

are kids toy claymores ok, usually they only got like a m-80 in em

2 pm at work for me..you are not alone

you can see how good that felt

top L to R
naked penis mole, fungus erectus

botton L to R
gooey dick, cocksnake

thats not fair, jack black is the worst possible actor to play anyone but jack black

i never got hooked by firefly. watched an ep or 2, didn't hit.

you don't have to do what i say because i'm not your real dad

i use rhe recycling bins a lot because my town charges for every trash bin but you can have as many recycling bins as you can fill up

it's kind of fun how the selectmen pretend that its not all going to a landfill

i can stream peacock fine. netflix chokes for me

white house ordering up a couple cases of purple heart medals off temu

major hochstetter, gestapo

i saw that totenkampf on an SS guy's cap on hogan's heroes when i was 9 and knew it was a nazi symbol so you're either stupid, or a liar, or you just suck at studying ww2 but i bet it's all three.

>nobody hurt

you win

>minimal damage

+ bonus points

an insane unjustifiable set of military actions, a cratering economy, a domestic nazi program, and the king of it all is a career pedophile

imagine sitting down to prime video to watch this sludge and prime video charging you $2.99 more to keep ads out

check out the ditto-faced plushies at pokémon center japan!

simulated butthole (hand)

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