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Well in fairness, we're helping Ukraine target and kill tons of Russians.

Everyone should follow Gina. She's pretty great.

Bleach.

My daughter - who was absolutely enthralled by Stevie Ray Vaughan on Austin City Limits at approximately 18 months old - took home Live at Carnegie Hall last weekend, and she pronounced it good.

I have fulfilled my parental mission. Go forth and do good things, my child.

The Caitlin Clark Hawkeyes teams had Clark (otherworldly), some very good players around her, and a bunch of role players.

What's fun about this team is that the median player is quite high-level.

Heiden, Stuelke and Chit-Chat are always worth watching, but you still get surprised from the bench.

I do not ever want to read an AI-generated summary, TYVM.

Can I point out a problem in your analysis? The topline result in 2018 was indeed R+2.6, but that was *Ted Cruz.* Lots of Republican voters hate Ted and split their ballots accordingly.

The 2018 governor's race margin was something like R+13, and the other statewide races were mostly around R+10

No, he just knows the Senate won't break the filibuster to pass the SAVE Act, so he's setting up Cornyn to hammer him with it.

Oh shit, this is gonna get bad.

I imagine it would be judicially invalidated (ironically) as a violation of Equal Protection, probably in a 9-0 vote. It would also fail to succeed because it's so easy to game with billionaires buying up all the property for the sake of selecting their own personal senators and a representative.

Not first ballot, but he'll get in.

Oh hey, the Rangers picked him up on a minor league deal. Cool, we'll get a mention on his Hall of Fame plaque.

Kristi and Cory are probably going to have to move out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house now.

He knows the Senate won't do it, Paxton will run on it and beat Cornyn with it as a cudgel.

It's Oklahoma, so it would have to be Outhouse.

Mullin is a senator, and as such he will be immediately replaced by a new senator appointed by the Oklahoma governor.

Out of office.

You are indeed confused.

I don't wear that hat nor wield a gavel. My thoughts are my own.

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This is escoteric, which is my wont, but I think I nailed it:

GFY.

Go fuck yourself.

Yes, I am not an unsanctified buttboy. I have known these motherfuckers.

Also, go fuck yourself, asshole.

All of your idiocy.

You are welcome to quote me on that.

Nah.

Hi, just wanted to know that you are an idiot. Feel free to block me, which will only make me stronger through your idiocy getting reverse-transfered to me. AHAHAHa go away you dumbshit.

I engaged this guy in alle seriousness, and he failed me. Just my experience.

You're welcome, Orin. I fight in the trenches. not in the rigged SCOTUS.

You're welcome, Orin. I fight in the trenches. not in the rigged SCOTUS.

Because you're a lobotomy victim if you think she can still run for another office. Serious drill-in-head stuff.

Never. I've got better things to do.