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I googled her name and literally all I can see is this exact story reproduced by different media outlets, word for word. Who is this woman? Are they racist dogs she's walking? Is it a euphemism? What's going on???

Amazing.

She looks like she's about to take away a mermaid's voice.

Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God YouTube video by Gorillaz

Incredible.

I don't understand. We were so central. Surely we're keeping everybody happy? We're even following the fiscal rules for God's sake! What more do people want?

That issue is framed on my wall. 😁

Sigh. Tales of Maj'Eyal has a lot to answer for. 😁

Noooooooooooo. 😐 But what will I do then?

Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

Like, guys, we're making it as obvious as we can. George fucking Osborne. OpenAI are going to reanimate the corpse of Margaret Thatcher to tell us why summarising our emails is vital for the economy.

Jim Henson on Muppets: "We don't know if the puppets are conscious".

youtu.be/9MiNN3VeVyg?...

Really good, looking forward to more content.

The way our brains see Kermit as "real" or "alive" is exactly why we're so fucked with AI. We cannot help but fill in the gaps. It's just how we are.

My tamagotchi said it was sad.

Really made me think

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The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

Happy birthday!

happy friday

I'm not even American but he is so good at this, just by being remotely normal. Compare to pretty much any of the other total weirdos who have power all around the world. "Let me be clear" while standing in that weird power stance.

I think that was probably his thinking! But diplomats are already pretty good at talking to people! Why do you need to promote that oleaginous prick again?

Being a mate with a paedophile should discount you from the job, not be a reason for you to get it. Even outside of getting caught or not. 🙄

Being an adult is realising that the world is run by absolutely fucking stupid people.

Or, as it turns out, the PM handwaves it through. Oh well, lucky that it was likely nothing else would come out about the Ambassador's relationship with that little known public figure um, Jeffrey Epstein, eh Kier?

Looks around at the climate change "what the world needs now is orders of magnitude more compute". Sure thing guys. Can't wait to be able to summarise another email incorrectly.

Either MI5 (or 6 I can never remember) don't do background checks on people we appoint as Ambassador to the US, or they do and they are totally incompetent, or they do and they don't care.

All options are pretty reassuring.

I mean I knew about Mandelsohn and Epstein. For years. WTF.

I've never heard "going to see a clown" being prescribed for depression. That doctor is a fraud. Should he struck off. Really outdated knowledge of mental health.

Manuel from Fawlty Towers is horse.