Myrna ❄️

man, i don’t know matt at all irl but ive read his stuff for years and let me just say that he’s not someone you lay off he’s someone you get in a bidding war over

A very small black cat loafing in a small wicker basket. She's peering out with big yellow eyes. The basket is set on a red couch, in front of a BDSM triskelion symbol pillow, and below a red-white-and-black pillow with cat silhouettes on it.

A basket case.

[a rim store named Hotwheel City, but the W and the H of the neon sign are burnt out: Hot Eel City] Take me down to the hot eel city Where the grass is water and the girls are wiggly

These babies have no patience when it comes to getting da milky

*whispers* i voted for it when its opponent was genuinely inferior, but i’m actually sick to death of lion king, go mulan

Who names their kid Perfidia? Surely Backstabbia or maybe Untrustworthia would be better.

I mentioned it because it’s somewhat of an outlier in his career.

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

Canadians: STILL ONE OF US THO

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

Best song of the year

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

I have been given to understand he has major tax arrears, so he’ll appear in anything for the money.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes too?

“All them cold and warm fronts are like *bashes my fists together repeatedly while making BFFT! noises*” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

200 different gay fuckin nerds: Okay but you know we cancelled Adam Baldwin right you know we fucking HATE Joss Whedon right??? We cancelled them 20 years ago and we'll do it again if we have to!

Neil Gaiman, peering in thru the window thru little binoculars: Uh oh

Photo of a black-and-white cat with a pink nose sitting on the back of a squashy dark grey sofa and looking towards the television with great interest.

Nika is watching her Saturday morning cartoons (aka birds and squirrels on YouTube) #Caturday

I can’t stand Nicolas Cage. I’m sure he’s a perfectly nice fellow and a good actor when he cares about a project, but he repels me like a reverse polarized magnet.

Okay but I kinda actually want to see this

None of those things taste good when blended with cream! 😭

I know, right?

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

bsky.app/profile/wari...

For once I’m cheering on Nintendo suing somebody

computers in the 80s were gay and computers in the 2020s are straight

Michiru Kaioh in a bathing suit

Quickly colored a Michiru I drew a lil bit ago, just cause she’s the bday girl today and I won’t have the chance to draw anything for her.

you don't have to read graphic descriptions of SA even if the rapist is running the country right now

you don't have to read or watch graphic depictions of bombing innocents even if it's happening right now

you can be angry about and take action against wrongs without exposing yourself to trauma