The Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks will play five games as the Woodchippers, a tribute to the 30th anniversary of Carl Showalter’s grizzly death. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/08/f...
Terrifying Terrain, by Elizabeth Murray, 1989-90
This is an astounding and irresponsible and obvious lie by the Commander in Chief. This feels like another unthinkable red line crossed.
“Never send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.” Henry Beisert, Seed Packager
Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/
to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be
RED PANDA 🔥
Reported this two weeks ago
strange how Big National Media latch onto something both irrelevant and inoffensive and turn into into something else entirely, especially when so many other athletes have been much more vocal about Things That Actually Matter and Big National Media doesn't care about THOSE opinions at all
the crawl on my TV says Great Britain is (+600) against Mexico today, and if this information means something to you, know that it's not too late and help is available.
Actual post.
World Baseball Classic game listing. Australia at Czechia at the Tokyo Dome. 9 p.m. FS1
Czechia. Australia. In Tokyo. Who wouldn’t want to watch this game?!
All right. I give in. We’re living in a computer simulation. It’s so clear now. Because this cannot be real.
“I’ve got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send me, now!” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer
There are 600 stories like this and every one of these people will be throne-sniffing to the point of asphyxia again in a week. We’ve been over this 1,000 times. There’s no point.
Watching back the last few innings of Game 7 of the WS this morning, for the first time since I saw it live, and .. holy hell, I feel like I could run through a brick wall. This was the best baseball could be.
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“Trump isn’t responsible for the outcomes of his own war” is honestly an accurate representation of how Republicans want Trump to be treated, like a very special toddler.
Trump looks like mask of Death, meanwhile some dude peeking behind him thru some blinds.
Peek-a-boo
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"
Operation Epic Distraction
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From an AP story President Donald Trump t said Friday that he's "not r happy" with the latest talks t over Iran's nuclear program a but indicated he would give negotiators more time to R reach a deal to avert another war in the Middle East.
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Tweet from Ashton Pittman • @ashtonpittman.bsky.social Americans who can't afford beef a year into President Donald Trump's second term "have so many proteins to choose from,"U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, a Mississippi Republican, said in response to a question about steep food costs. www.mississippifreepress.org/americans-wh...
Tweet from FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. .. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
The Republican midterms platform: "here's what you can eat now that you can't afford hamburger"
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles https://theonion.com/confusing-japanese-glory-hole-has-too-many-bells-and-whistles/
At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed
At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/
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SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
There are some harms from tariffs a court ruling won't undo. Las Vegas, Maine, etc. won't get the missing visitors from Canada who boycotted the US for the past year; companies that went bankrupt and cited tariffs won't magically come back to life; Bourbon companies won't win back lost sales.
Old friend alert!
Could be managing the Twins…
