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~ The fastest ransomware since 2019 ~ Parody account, not affiliated with the actual LockBit.

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this is my favorite post on this platform

12.01.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*danooct1 voice* as you can see graphics dot com has increased in size all the way to four hundred megabytes which is really fucking big for a dos program

13.08.2025 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 75 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person

23.11.2024 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 457 ๐Ÿ” 114 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

im naked right now any pretty ladies wanna dm

12.01.2026 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the ALLEGATIONS that the food poisoning in our burger king location was caused by rat feces is UNFOUNDED and RIDICULOUS.

09.06.2025 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the lockbit collaboration with little caesars pizza will still go through as planned, 14.99 deal with lockbit 2 liter mountain dew and lockbit pizza that taste like switch carts thats deep dish. ITS HAPPENING!!!!

09.06.2025 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are working with our partners to fix this sorry for the wait.

09.06.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the lockbit mountain dew flavor is delayed

09.06.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're so back

27.08.2023 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no we do not have any connection or affiliation to the 9 trey bloods.

22.08.2023 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there will be no lockbit burger either because we missed our goals on lockbit green #noburger

21.08.2023 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oops i meant burger king in new york not dennys in new york my bad i dont own a dennys

21.08.2023 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we regret to update all affiliates we left lockbit 2.0 source code on usb stick at dennys during vacation. Apolgies.

21.08.2023 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.08.2023 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 213 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

please dont call us lockshit we are faster than that taco bell burrito and baja blast leaving your bowels after late night #lockbit #fast

21.08.2023 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stealbit update soon. sneedbit extra most faster stealing usless documents!!!

21.08.2023 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry about blogleaks issue we are busy arguing over dumb conti remake ETA when we get around 2 it

21.08.2023 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new release spergbit coming soon

21.08.2023 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0