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Maya Rose

@ohreallytheatre

Canadian-American writer. Lover of dark fantasy, satire, rom-coms, and everything in between. Theatre Kid. Crazy person. #AmQuerying: too many things to count. A lot of things upcoming.

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TIL that the gigantic things with the show's logo that some shows sell at the merch stand are called "window cards" not "posters..."

been going to Bway for a decade. my life has been a lie πŸ˜‚

wondering if red buckets is special tonight for jeremy coming back to gatsby...πŸ‘€

#theater #Broadway #TIL

10.11.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is for all the history buffs who donβ€˜t care as much about historical accuracy 😊

06.11.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Napoleon is dead. His corpse has been stolen.

The accused? A fame-hungry AF female *gasp* grave digger.

The only one who believes she's innocent? A tomb raider cursed to speak in lies.

The ones who did it? a cult of shapeshifter crows.

8 requests from #PItchDis!

#questpit #A #H #Romantasy

05.11.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

gurl you've seen some of the other posts I've done about this LOLLL

i'm shocked any agent requested this to be honest, but apparently absolutely batshit insane sci-fi must mean something rn

05.11.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan cinnamon roll heired by a rival fam to kill her. Nobody besides them are happy. SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET but probably more unhinged.

5 requests from #DVPit and 3/15 cold queries have become requests so far!

#questpit #ya #SFF #R

05.11.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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13th-century Turkey. 3 valley kids -- an arrogant wrestler, a overly religious corn farmer, an archer with metaphorical dirt up her ass -- become a threesome while slaying 7 monsters to free their people from the mongols

WRATH OF THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS but anachronistic AF

#questpit #ya #h #r

05.11.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET

feudalism is law. Renaissance nobles have been cryogenically revived. an overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the 365th teenage orphan cyborg cinnamon roll hired by a rival noble fam to murder her.

They’re the only ones happy.

#questpit #YA #SF #F #R

05.11.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happens when you combine 13th century Turkey, Mongol warlords, an arrogant wrestler who thinks he’s the hero, a zealot corn farmer, and a deadpan archer? Oh, and seven headed giants and polyships too. Seven challenges to save their people.

WRATH OF THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS

#ghostpit #YA #HF #R

30.10.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A single dad -- who has a Kpop obsession -- is determined for his daughter to have the best costume, and show the other dads who's boss. Even if he has to make the costume himself.

It may or may not involve stealing a mummy. And falling in love with the head of the PTA.

#GhostPit πŸ‘» #A #R #C

30.10.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is dancing in a living room while wearing a red jacket . ALT: a man is dancing in a living room while wearing a red jacket .

We have reports of the FIRST known offer of rep by a literary agent has been received due to #DVpit 2025! Less than 2 weeks is so fast, but is proof that the marginalized voices that participated are needed in publishing! We are so proud of everyone who put their work out there! #booksky #writersky

21.10.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

y'all what are with these Hamilton tickets

699 for nosebleeds 😭

I've seen the show 5 times so I'd rather someone who's never seen it get the tickets and luv Leslie but--

I'm taking $240 conference seat tix to Kyoto instead LOLLL

#theatre #Hamilton #Broadway #OffBroadway

22.10.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got my first full from #DVPit! From an agent who requests less than 1% of queries πŸ˜…πŸ€ͺ.

had already gotten two form rejections from DV so goes to show you how subjective!!

#writing #AmQuerying #BookSky

17.10.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happens with cabaret dancers, Polish mythology, and mythical maybe-Nazi-used trains?

My WIP: "two sisters, in the end of vaudeville, see a big break when a guy -- the Slavic god of justice/their father -- order them on cross-country trip to find his spear"

#writingcommunity #WIP #YA #H #F

17.10.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Google images? i generally find book covers off of goodreads, and that’s the only images I use. My templates are from either canva or WHY I AM FORGETTING

16.10.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. β€οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

13.10.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 30797 πŸ” 8341 πŸ’¬ 824 πŸ“Œ 437

is Swiftie Pitch tomorrow? @swiftiepitch.bsky.social

13.10.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If casting actual teens:
- Walker Scobell as cyborg cinnamon roll
- Alyvia Lind as stabby heiress

If casting adults:
- Inaki Godoy as cyborg
- Aimee Lou Wood as heiress

Emily Blunt, Lupita Nyong’o, Tom Hiddleston in supporting roles

#YA #scifi #dreamcast #CastPit

11.10.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

looking at my WIPs

β€œfour friends cross-continent road trip to abduct bf for prom”
β€œdad Halloween rivalry + crazy PTA moms + cute romance” for #GhostPit
β€œRoad to El Dorado but make it Babylon and the gods are realβ€œ

What is my brain

#BookSky #writing #AmQuerying

11.10.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Repost from #DVpit! If you are a fan of:

- anachronisms
- obscure historical settings (13th-century Turkey)
- bi poly rep and queerplatonic frenz galore
- crazy obscure folklore (Turkic) with demonic grass and seven headed giants
- corn puns
- THE WRATH AND THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS

#YA #H #R #F

11.10.2025 10:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just to see if there is any more interest, thought I would repost this again from #DVpit! All pitches are pinned on my profile.

#AmQuerying #YA #scifi #romance

11.10.2025 10:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much for the like! Do you want the first 50 pages or the full MS? (it asks to upload the full MS in the form)

10.10.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, got two more agent likes in the day after #DVPit and they're both agents building their lists that I've really wanted to work with, so super excited!!!

*still needs to submit materials lol

#writing #BookSky #querying #writingcommunity

10.10.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They absolutely are, haha! I got two likes last night.

10.10.2025 09:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much for liking my post! If our genre is in your list of things you generally don’t like (mine was sci fi), would you still like us to submit? I don’t want to waste your time, so just wanted to ask.

10.10.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay great!

IMO it’s not perfect but what website is? πŸ˜‚. As someone with no graphic design expertise it works.

10.10.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL! let me know or DM me if you have any questions. I started using it in HS for presentations πŸ˜‚

10.10.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry ☹️. It is tough. I just have to remind myself an elevator pitch β€” or more approval thereof β€” is not a reflection of your writing.

10.10.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used Slidesgo! I do use Canva for some of them tho since I only have a free acc on SG (3 templates a month). It downloads right into Google slides and you can edit as you want from there.

09.10.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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By popular demand, here is my #agentsguide for my #YA #SF #romance as featured in #DVpit!

An overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan cinnamon roll heired by a rival fam to kill her. Nobody besides them are happy. SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET but probably worse,

#BookSky #writing

09.10.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

i love this meme so much

09.10.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0