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@lanternwaste

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Dwight Schrute:

09.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there was a big piece of shrapnel with β€œProperty of the USA” in the destruction that would EASILY identify it as American. Then someone could stick it right under his sniffer and say, β€œwhat about THIS, Mr President?”

I’m sure, though, that there are ways to ID it as an American strike?

07.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very few spines left in the GOP leadership.

And don’t get me started on their voters….

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second verse, same as the first…

07.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And now they want MORE money.

07.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s all three dimensional chess, no doubt….

07.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s just the cherry on top, isn’t it?

07.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We don’t know *what* you’re talking about….

07.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was about to respond by saying he needs to say that to feed the admin’s narrative, but *they’re* the ones calling it war. Pod Save America had a funny mashup yesterday of β€œit’s war. No, it’s not. Yes, it’s war. No, it’s not” coming from the admin and the GOP.

True to form, I guess….

07.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a horse in a hospital….

07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Annnnnnd I just put it on hold at our library. The video version, as well.

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I. LOVED. THIS. BOOK.

I *still* tak about it….

06.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll be engraved on his tombstone.

05.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to apply for this position. I would be a fine Shield of the Americas. Does anyone know where I should send my resume?

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What IS that?

I know the word β€œradical.” And I know β€œnarco.” And I also know β€œcommunism.”

But those three words together make no sense.

05.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By himself.

Commercial flight.

One carry-on.

And he’ll have a layover.

05.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Husted is my senator, and he’s been getting a lot of phone calls from me.

04.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A big burly guy hugged him, crying. β€œThank you, Mr President,” he sobbed, β€œfor starting this war that isn’t a war.”

04.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We ALL need a day off….

04.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where and when did this happen, Pistol Pete?

03.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apt analogy.

Remember to blame someone else, though.

03.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly not on anyone’s bingo card….

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cincinnati has shown up in a BlueSky discussion about Trump’s Operation Epstein Fury! πŸ™‚

03.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing with an E would have worked.

03.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably not true, but it wouldn’t be terribly surprising - if his brain actually worked correctly.

Regardless, it wouldn’t have worked. πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t need to draft him. His dad needs to convince him this is a just and righteous war and that as such, Barron should jump at the chance to serve the country that gave him so much (America is back, according to Trump’s SOTU).

03.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If that’s the case we’ve been β€œnearly under threat” from Iran for decades….

03.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that was AFTER he was in the air.

03.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0