jake

hello to my 5 followers i know you have been missing me so much but i am still here

i’m gonna try promote my self and get super famous probably like one of the guys that sat at jesus table idk their names but follow me if u fuck wit

-anime (the ones i like)
-reading
-movies (only like 3 though)
-videogames (skyrim ONLY)
-music (anime openings ONLY)

my stupid followers are too stupid and shy to like my blue skies but i like theirs. fuck you stupid followers

my miserable bitch life would be marginally better if i had a cigarette

made my return to bluesky to plot against the new world order

if god had favourites i don’t think he’d pick me but i would probably be like 2nd or 3rd

hellooooo blueskiers

stop hiding from me kea

i be at work farting and blaming customers

im in your walls

stand up

im gonna commit a crime and give you punishment

i know someone watched these films before you did and now you are lying there is no way you are the first to watch these films

now you are trying to steal my gimmick im the one who thinks you are gonna pay for this

check ur popcorn for not a bomb

how do i tag some one kea @phoebegoat.bsky.social i am looking for you you caused all this suffering in my life today ever since i met you 3 years ago my life has been down hill i am going to make you pay

im gods strongest solder i do things to metal u could not even believe possible i make things that make the devil seem like an angel i am the solder of god

what a terrible day of work atleast i have a day of work tomorrow to make up for it

my worthless bitch life is not worth living no one suffers more than me

earl sweatshirt was in a jumper when i saw him live. really makes u think

sometimes im thinking lots like im socrates other times im not thinking much like spongebob but at some point in the day i am thinking and that is enough

what if he was called moby cock

Rakka is like me except i’m not kind or gentle but instead im good at cod and very bitter we don’t really have much in common to be honest

if i had a dollar for everytime i saw someone’s genitals at this job i would have 2 dollars

fuck this fucking job i wanna play cod all day

this fuck ass day already got me wanting to kill my stupid fucking self