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The amount of petty from both teams right now is awesome.

Did the Heat just intentionally foul?

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

The Rutgers move.

It's shocking how much easier the constant disappointment is totake after this football season.

When they say you want to peak at the right time, Saint Louis is doing the exact opposite of that.

Imagine thinking this was the time to make sure you dunk on Kamala Harris.

I choose a mocktail over a cocktail much more often if they weren't the same exact price.

The most Miami of Ohio man ever.

You just gave all the bouncing boob influencers an idea and I blame you for it.

The fact that Obama went and did this shows exactly how dire of straits we are in.

I mean having inconsistent ideologies would just really fit Rodgers' personality to a T.

I got it 7 straight years in either April or May.

Also some kids can be carriers but never have symptoms.

Too soon.

I was taught in college, in all of my political science courses, that people almost always vote in their own interest.

I feel like there's been a seismic shift in this over the last 30 years.

McKinley's face has a real, "What have I gotten myself into" vibe.

U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

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I feel like he needs to be a high-end WR2. I feel like he's Tee Higgins or Jordan Addison. I think he might struggle if he's WR1.

No. What I'm saying is this entire trade is determined by how the Colts do next year. If they gave up a top 10 pick, it's a bad trade. If they're picking in the twenties, I think it's a different story.

Also not sure what I did so that you decided to be a jerk about it but whatever - online - yay!

Tell me who they're getting at 18 this year, in a weak draft, that is going to be a better defensive player than Sauce.

This entire trade is going to be determined on where next year's pick ends up.

Next year's the question. They weren't getting a quarterback with this year's first rounder.

Did he think Zohran wanted to be governed by England or something?

You missed the fact he moved all the way to Michigan from South Bend too!

All of the festivals geared towards people my age look amazing - but I feel like the late 40s are literally the hardest time to travel.

Oh I know, my back reminds me every morning that 50 is closer than 40.

This is mean but fair.

Tony the Tiger is like, what the fuck.

This is Captain Crunch erasure.