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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons

Elon Musk & X & 名OKWK @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

When you recognize the true value of Hall

Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is onboard the Enterprise and shown holding a terrifying alien creature. A MONSTER! (The creature is a small dog, probably some kind of terrier, wearing costume of extra fur and a unicorn horn headband) Closed caption reads, "[music]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene, 4 screenshots. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise and see what some would describe as an intimate conversation between famous workplace associates Kirk and Spock. (Spock in blue uniform and Kirk in gold.) Pics 1 and 2 focused on Spock speaking. Closed caption reads, "Captain.... You almost make me believe in luck." Pics 3 and 4 are now focused on Kirk, who's looking like a cheekyboi. Closed caption reads, "Why Mr. Spock...You almost make me believe in miracles."

Alt in pic 1 👍🏽

Alt in pic 1🤜🏼🤛🏼

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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

Fans who wonder why she (Taylor Swift) won't denounce the pro-Trump views of other NFLers, or their wives, should remember that (Travis) Kelce has to work with these people: their distrust would put his life and limb at risk.

what a concept

Not for nothing but the chonkier the baby the cuter and TK was one CHONKY baby so yeah I get wanting “the whole block looking like you”

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying: It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2025. I am fourty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office

This meme made me laugh.

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?

A bunch of nerds waving happily

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Also JFGDC it is not mustache signaling I need people to get a grip

okay but what does the necklace look like when worn because it seems like the only reason the bolts are lined up that way is because of the way it’s packaged

This is the last good influencer

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me Do you eat enough protein in a day? Don’t even bother answering, because I know the answer is no. But don’t worry, I’m kind of a protein guy. I can...

"What’s that sound? All I hear is the sound of you not eating a bucket of eggs. That eggless silence is the worst sound in the world."

Hey hi how’s it going bsky peeps what’s the hot goss

All the Dominicans are ascending
the league is gonna be ruined

This game is truly coughing baby vs coughing baby