Matthew :)

if they're cute then absolutely

proof?

😍

does not disappoint!

would you care to share with the class

I zoomed

bro is 3 apples tall

how tiny exactly

when does the rest come off...

obsessed?

this is actually what peak male performance looks like. wait you're Australian. perfaurmance

rewatching the video from when I took this and like damn I was kinda snatched ngl

woah 😳

posted thirst traps then later spent 30 minutes sobbing about the fact that I'm probably gonna be single for life so today's been a day of ups and downs

can't wait for wfh summer in my new apartment to recreate these scenes

I'm about to start selling nudes so I can get a switch 2 and get pokopia honestly

I don't watch it any more for obvious reasons but like... are we trying to come last deliberately?

accidentally heard 10 seconds of the UK's Eurovision entry this year and I'll be submitting myself for a lobotomy shortly

goomba sized

the bonus of having thirst traps that I've posted on Tumblr but not on here is that I can just use one of those if I want some attention without putting in any effort

thirst trap where you're wearing these and nothing else? 👉👈

show cock online to distract from the state of ... everything

I can feel a devastating mon mothma style crashout building up within me

i will not jump on the bandwagon and buy a switch 2 for pokopia I will not jump on the bandwagon and buy a switch 2 for pokopia I wi

surely if you're playing a game that was meant to be scary... and you feel scared... that's the intended effect, no?

hot take but if you're modding a horror game to make it LESS SCARY you might be beyond hope

and the video is where...

people posting about their boyfriends on bluesky are an invasive species and should be treated as such

the bulge is crazy 🥴