I'm addicted to going to the hospital and being ignored by nurses who are scrolling TikTok on their phones
06.03.2026 23:57
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I'm addicted to going to the hospital and being ignored by nurses who are scrolling TikTok on their phones
our bankster in chief.
according to data, apparently i'm just a meth-fuelled version of Louis with a fire axe
my gaming stats are probably more honest than my true self
literally the worst timeline lol
the obsolete instincts remain as obsolete as ever. thus, in part, is "the wretchedness of existence".
hey hey heigh, let's not conflate a listicle of books with actually reading them. okay? kay.
"Beria was the #Epstein of the USSR" is a line that is forever burned into my brain with the power of a mig welder. aaaaaaaaaaa
Reading *Das Kapital* has fundamentally changed my brain. I feel clearer in thought, despite being a bit more wordy than usual.
i look old and still get carded so the joke is on me
@shanesheehy.bsky.social "the fundamental difference is that you get a six pack and i'm getting a 24 pack [..] i don't have to awkwardly fumble for my ID, not because i look old, but because *the guy knows me*."
-- ETR 066
allegedly. parody.
it's still very funny when dwight has to bleep entire minutes of the episode because carry says a lot of actionable shit
shit i forgot about the milkman bit but i was probably baked off my gourd
@shanesheehy.bsky.social i was listening to an ETR patreon episode and followed up with your recommenation of "freaked", the 1993 film
enjoyable. no further critique 😁
uh. not to suggest i have IBS. more a comment on IBS in general; i can eat as much bread and wheat foodstuffs as much as i like 😅
symptoms are comorbid and therefore difficult to ascertain, but i think there are sufficient data to conclude this.
never had allergies before but i think it's time to give up on [chicken] eggs.
they just make me sick now. doing research(tm) reveals that my body probably can't produce the enzyme require to digest certain proteins in egg whites, hence the hurgggh moments
makes me wonder about gluten allergies
noam chomsky's relationship with epstein is definitely questionable but mintpress news running slander articles on it is very souring indeed
anyway, growing up i always disliked the homemade stuff compared to the fossil-fuel infused stuff, but in hindsight, i'm glad that's my parents and i made together (also a bonding opportunity so that's also great 😁)
not kraft. hasbro. fuck. wrong mega corp.
please do not boil and eat your playdough as if it were kd. thanks
so long as it's homemade playdough, or at least not the stuff from Kraft, as it contains some fossil fuels in it. mostly mineral oils, to make it stick better / feel smoother
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
watching a short/reel/whatever of an ICE agent bitching and screaming "i'm above your pay grade!!" as an NYPD officers arrests the shitbag is just.
the world's largest domestic terror organisation pitted against the world's second largest domestic terror organisation is quite something to watch.
that or someone finally fixed the gas leak in multiple HR departments, finally granting them a brief moment of clarity before they go back to their stupid bullshit do-nothing jobs
i noticed this trend before the rise of AI tools, so i imagine that can only be a contributing factor rather than the source of this trend
anecdotal observation: interesting to note that job postings for software engineers seem to be shifting towards a new arbitrary standard of "3+ years of experience" versus the old arbitrary standard of "5+ years of experience"
RAM prices are off the walls dude. thank god i bought my new battle station right before prices hiked
the RAM i paid $270 for is now going at $1400 🫠 🙃
merry celebrations and this treasure chest: you just got rickrolled
