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Amelia Fitzrovia

@ameliafitzrovia

The woman with two dragon tattoos. Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.

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Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54

I'm going upstairs to check my moisturisers. Ffs 🀣

07.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's cream with salmon jizz!? Shiiiiit.

07.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine biting them. Likely can't actually do that in real life, but you imagine it. Imagine the shock on their stupid face.

06.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

05.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ Now I can't fucking unsee it. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

05.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fat satan raises his hand. Over the image, white text criticizes unchecked power and calls for accountability, stating distractions are unnecessary. The username @kiandria appears at the bottom.

Fat satan raises his hand. Over the image, white text criticizes unchecked power and calls for accountability, stating distractions are unnecessary. The username @kiandria appears at the bottom.

Monday Friends #9
@sentenne.bsky.social
@garnet25-45.bsky.social
@kelvin1.bsky.social
@allie-froglegs.bsky.social
@gentlem.bsky.social
@karacktekus.bsky.social
@javaturtle.bsky.social
@mariablack.bsky.social
@shellnoel34.bsky.social
@markymark757.bsky.social
@merlinmm.bsky.social

02.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Terrifying.

03.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside the Mar-a-Lago war room as Trump monitored US-Israeli strikes on Iran - BBC News Four White House photos show Donald Trump and his Cabinet as US and Israeli air strikes on Iran unfolded. BBC News breaks down what the images reveal about who was involved - and how the operation pla...

He oversaw airstrikes from his holiday club. Dressed like this. Please tell me I'll wake up soon. This can't be real life.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...
Inside the Mar-a-Lago war room as Trump monitored US-Israeli strikes on Iran - BBC News

02.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😁

01.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, his shoulder. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

I'm so sorry, my brain is a wanker.

01.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE has now been given an excuse to aggrssively target people of even remotely Middle Eastern descent.

Say alert.

Be safe.

πŸ™πŸ•―οΈ

28.02.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

So, all because some ultra dumb fuckwits in the US were 'tired of politicians' and decided it would be a great idea to elect a failed business man and pedophile cult leader to run the leading world power, we are on the brink of WW3. Fucking genius. C@^ts

28.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How very Trump! 'Cos that's what we'll get with Farrage.

27.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tongue! Cute! Good morning.

27.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awake. Booooo

27.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We live in Fahrenheit 451, but surrounded by books, and that is so much worse.

25.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the office but it was lovely.

25.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I kinda love it here

25.02.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful morning

25.02.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Publicly supporting women is nice, but what really matters is what men do behind closed doors. What matters is how they hold each other accountable.

The men’s hockey team shouldn’t get a pass because they were in the locker roomβ€”that’s where women need their support the most.

24.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
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24.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet that reads Leo Xander
@STALLEON
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V
- it is bigger
than the car

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

24.02.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 25566 πŸ” 6417 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 112

I recommend it.

24.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a trench coat and tie is drinking a cup of coffee . ALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is drinking a cup of coffee .
24.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am. Thank you xx You?

23.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I see this meme every once in a while and every time it makes me feel like curling up in a ball and crying.

22.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Trying to work out how I can score some shreddies

20.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want some. Did you have sugar?

20.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0