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Alt; Blue-eyed f-bomb mom, loves spooky season & a dark sense of humor. Introvert Millennial Not a queen-maybe some sort of swamp witch at best. Not a skinfluencer, just a #tease. π πΊπ² throne.com/neversirius https://ngl.link/neversirius
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Sorry I haven't been around much. π
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
I was woken up by a random dance party going on in my dream and someone should tell those mfks to quiet down.
I'm tryna sleep!
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But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.β‘οΈ
How it started vs how it's going
Simply walking turns this thing into an escape room for my boobs and I am pretty certain they will win.
Today feels like a lounge pool kind of day π
Trying to hit 3k followers but I tend to disappear into the fog every time I get overwhelmed, shy, busy, dramatic, hungry, or tired...
PSA: My back is sunburnt, so I will not be tolerating a bra. Admire at your own risk.
Thank you. That is all.
If I leave you on read, itβs not out of malice, but the storm of chaos that is my brain. Sometimes, I reply instantly. Sometimes, I vanish mid-sentence like Iβve been abducted by aliens.
It is struggling π
I'm a fuckin' ray of sunshine π
Anonymous $50 gift bought me a new lounge pool π₯° You are my hero, mysterious stranger!
Good morning. I woke up feeling dangerous, petty, and overly confident. Letβs roll.
Youβre allowed to dislike my content. And Iβm allowed to forget you exist. Balance. π
Mentally? Chaos.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
Soooo much better! In between the lake visits and river floats, I have my little lounge pool.
Soul-thieving eyes π
Does one really catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
If you like someone elseβs pics and not mine, Iβm going to assume you hate my face, our future children, and my outfit.
Feeling good this Feisty Friday. Iβll pretend I donβt know what Iβm doing if you pretend youβre not falling for it. π
Galaxy bat. πββοΈ
Happy Thursday! It's too hot for pants. And why don't I have a pool?
Yes, I am the problem. No, you may not stop thinking about me. π
Ok, hear me out...it looks like a she shed from the outside, but it's a walk-in freezer on the inside.
I usually donβt put much stock into what someone says in their sleep, but kingdoms may fall...
Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes?
β οΈ Warning: Donβt ask for my honest feedback on your writing unless youβre emotionally ready.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
It's Friday the 13th. If you feel a chill today, donβt worry, thatβs just me remembering who I am. Might curse a situationship or two later. π
May the George of The Jungle intro be stuck in your head for seven days and seven nights.
Not you, though. You're cool.