Dishwasher ruined my water bottle.
Girlfriend insists she wants to keep it.
(I think she's gonna try reshaping it with heat, but we all know it's going to be a waste of time. Just buy another. Still, anything to keep her happy.)
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Dishwasher ruined my water bottle.
Girlfriend insists she wants to keep it.
(I think she's gonna try reshaping it with heat, but we all know it's going to be a waste of time. Just buy another. Still, anything to keep her happy.)
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