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@illegalmarty

she/her | 25 | inventor of the ButtLung | a certified nerd and freak | i lie online like itโ€™s my job, but i also tell the truth ๐Ÿคญ | spongebob enthusiast | your loyal masticator ๐Ÿ˜˜

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friendly reminder that you should be weary of job postings that donโ€™t mention company, Primerica is alive and well and asking desperate unemployed people for an upfront $99 and another $25/month.

26.02.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
melted battery poweredโ€ฆ toy

melted battery poweredโ€ฆ toy

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i think i almost died ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

03.02.2025 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the main takeaway from the Mean Girls Musical movie: if renee rapp was in my school, i wouldโ€™ve realized i was bi A LOT sooner

01.02.2025 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.11.2024 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 939 ๐Ÿ” 290 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

OH also my family thinks the the anti-DEI order is a good thing. also that the jan 6 rioters were peaceful protestorsโ€ฆ be so fucking for real ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #GetMeOutOfHere

26.01.2025 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI

Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Loweโ€™s
Molson Coors
McDonaldโ€™s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart

Support who supports you โœจโœŠ

25.01.2025 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 26775 ๐Ÿ” 10478 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1873 ๐Ÿ“Œ 981

one of them also said โ€œheโ€™s literally one of the smartest men in the worldโ€ and then got pissed at me for making her feel dumb when i asked why she thinks that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.01.2025 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just found out in the worst way possible that my family believes that #Musk was truly doing an innocent gesture/his autism makes him act weird ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.01.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

24.01.2025 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 11722 ๐Ÿ” 2011 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188 ๐Ÿ“Œ 93
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24.01.2025 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 13923 ๐Ÿ” 4619 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 355 ๐Ÿ“Œ 227
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From the spotify community on Reddit: Spotify Donates 150000 to Trump Explore this post and more from the spotify community

welp now iโ€™m never gonna use #spotify againโ€ฆ
www.reddit.com/r/spotify/s/...

24.01.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.

22.01.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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heโ€™s such an asshole
26 a sh!t in the darkๅ‘ๅธƒไบ†ไธ€็ฏ‡ๅฐ็บขไนฆ็ฌ”่ฎฐ๏ผŒๅฟซๆฅ็œ‹ๅง๏ผ ๐Ÿ˜† 0AK5yy8OUePVAqf ๐Ÿ˜† xhslink.com/a/DceNYENCr5...

22.01.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AOC: I donโ€™t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

22.01.2025 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 47738 ๐Ÿ” 9890 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1150 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1065

i miss being 12, but also i just agreed with my parents sooo maybe itโ€™s better now

22.01.2025 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If she can do it, we can all do it.

22.01.2025 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 93901 ๐Ÿ” 13325 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1678 ๐Ÿ“Œ 835
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They really are.

22.01.2025 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 37962 ๐Ÿ” 5837 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 485 ๐Ÿ“Œ 130
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a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park ALT: a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park

Y'all, Musk and Zuck banned the word cis/cisgender from their platforms because it's "heterophobic"

www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...

22.01.2025 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t track your periods in an app

Donโ€™t Track Your Periods In An App

DONโ€™T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP

22.01.2025 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Things are rough so letโ€™s escape into fiction. Here are some of my favorite fictional characters right now.

21.01.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 451 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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21.01.2025 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1609 ๐Ÿ” 329 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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21.01.2025 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 16736 ๐Ÿ” 3570 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307 ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

lol i figured, iโ€™d just be in my head about it

22.01.2025 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for characters like Millie, Gale, and Felix, half of my joy is just the fact who the voice actors are ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.01.2025 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

much like when we put a picture of my dadโ€™s hairy belly on a cake, i would not eat the belly part ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ the hair is too much

22.01.2025 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DELETE IT and pass it on !!

21.01.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11731 ๐Ÿ” 6820 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 361 ๐Ÿ“Œ 393

i love me a Regular-Sized Rudy appearance ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

22.01.2025 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.

21.01.2025 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7866 ๐Ÿ” 1215 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 81