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Robyn Shepherd

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Nonprofit communicator for hire. I’m good at my job AND I’m fun. Inquire within. Irredeemable Philly sports fan on the Upper East Side. Still settling in on Bluesky, thanks for your patience.

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Flipping back-and-forth between this and the Puerto Rico game. Having a wonderful night.

07.03.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A 17 year old Brazilian high schooler clowning Aaron Judge how can you not be romantic etc

07.03.2026 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus

04.03.2026 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's so cool that almost everything i genuinely feel is so unwise to post online

03.03.2026 11:59 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

03.03.2026 03:32 👍 5897 🔁 1474 💬 57 📌 38

Jesus be a bag of cheesy poofs and a pair of chopsticks

03.03.2026 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

02.03.2026 08:50 👍 2202 🔁 863 💬 2 📌 0
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They Met in an E.R. and Were Married at the Super Bowl

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02.03.2026 04:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big up to everyone disassociating at a Purim spiel today

01.03.2026 22:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aunt Robyn used to be great at pop culture but the funny thing about time is that you become way less pop as it goes on and it’s so rude and really fucks up the music round for me

25.02.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got my ass positively handed to me at pub quiz tonight but still a billion times more fun than covering SOTU.

25.02.2026 03:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New cats?????

25.02.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I still do not care. I’m gonna go do pub trivia or something.

24.02.2026 12:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another symptom of being unemployed: I legitimately thought it was Tuesday all yesterday and only just realized it was not in fact Tuesday this morning, when it is Tuesday.

24.02.2026 12:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The way this used to rule my life year after year. The evenings I had to spend working at home or in hotel rooms. The plans I had to cancel. I am free.

24.02.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably the single best thing about being unemployed: I had no idea the State of the Union was tonight. And I do not care.

24.02.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

There was one that I made friends with at a pool in São Paulo. I hope he’s having a great day.

24.02.2026 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am watching the MLB gameday app for spring training games. Life comes at you fast.

22.02.2026 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me and all your moms went to see the Baz Luhrmann Elvis concert movie and it ruled

22.02.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone in New York City is going out to eat tonight before the snow. Every single one.

21.02.2026 23:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No I am not talking about the bronze medal hockey match

21.02.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Olympic Senioritis None of This Matters Skating Party is very fun

21.02.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Typos are also harmony.

21.02.2026 16:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just thinking that it was getting to the point where I could finally stop wearing my snow boots and wear cute shoes again. Nope.

21.02.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Inside you, there are two wolves. My heart soars is watching Alysa Liu skate, and my heart soars watching Tyra Banks be taken down. Yin and yang. Kendrick and Benito. This is nature. This is harmony.

21.02.2026 14:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I almost never binge stuff on TV, but I stayed up late watching the whole Top Model documentary, and I feel so alive.

21.02.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh no, I found the Alysa Liu Lady Gaga routine, Welp, this is what I’m doing for an hour.

21.02.2026 02:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lolololol absolutely not but good for her

20.02.2026 03:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did a mentally secure 20 year old figure skater kinda sorta fix my life?

20.02.2026 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0