JB 🐻✨🍉🪩

mama get ready. it’s one of the most insane movies i’ve ever seen

should i go see SIRĀT in a theater today? i’ve already watched it on a screener

i am genuinely so upset lol

i just know hugh and kate were queening the hell out on that set

seated for Song Sung Blue

me listening to the Cobrah album

so there’s this album of the year contender

what the hell happened to this weekend being nice out, i want to speak to the manager

my groupchat evolved this to “Boots regags,” by the way

deeply cursed…ruined a perfect song

this Harry Styles album better heal me

when life reminds you that a man you’re attracted to is also a man (derogatory)

get voting, skittle squad! forms.gle/HkjANJNDrr3j...

almost sent an email with this typo

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

full tea, i feel like i’ve seen Markwayne Mullin at Crew Club

Kristi Noem getting fired and replaced while in the middle of giving a press conference is deeply Succession-coded

Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Senators: they’re just like us! (they get their most important news from PopCrave)

i met Beyoncé, Kelly, and Michelle when I was 10

this is is just how i approach every weekend

Ozzy pulling an immunity idol out of his crotch in a confessional…a shockingly erotic moment for Survivor

solidifying her position as the Sydney Sweeney of pop music

Summer REALLY isn’t over yet - this week “Midnight Sun” by Zara Larsson becomes the first song to EVER spend 20 weeks on the Imaginary Gay Chart! The 2x Imaginary Gay Platinum Hit also ties “Fast” by Demi Lovato for the most weeks ever spent in the top 10 on the chart! 🐬☀️🏝️🐚💞🌞

guys, i heard that Jesus offers rest

excuse me and the life anthem i just discovered