Melanie

A lady on one knee holding up a tom cat’s big fat cheeks while the cat looks very proud

“Man holding fish,” but instead it’s just me with tomcat cheeks

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I got my Muppet pennies!!

We did!! Absolutely loved it. Goes in the same delightful group with Defending Your Life, A Matter of Life and Death, and Heaven Can Wait (‘43)

Now, I am not a learned thinker on how federal policy impacts the economy, but Starbucks closing stores and McDonald's announcing the return of the Value Meal are not signs of a robust economy that works for the average American.

A disgruntled kitten who is covered in baby food from learning to wean

How your email finds me

Therapist: And what do we do when we lose the will to live?

Me: We chant “I will not beat Samuel Alito to the grave” over and over again.

Therapist: That’s right.

Good morning!

A precious angel 🥺

Merriam-Webster Tweet: Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants. Cookie Monster's reply to the tweet: Me no wear pants.

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.

Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

My immediate thought was that I need a 2-disc special of Galaxy Quest

A complete voice over version from Sam Rockwell

Ughhhhh the best 😭😭😭

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Saddle up and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

He’s a 10 out of 10 in leaving an impression

A small grey kitten with short legs

A small grey kitten meowing

A small grey kitten meowing so big you can see he doesn’t have teeth yet

Hootin
Hollerin

Whaaaaat omg

That’s absolutely wild

It’s kind of remarkable how he is known for his great epics but his quiet, simpler story was just as effective

A ridiculous child

Also I forgot to mention Brief Encounter, which is my fav David Lean and also sent me spiraling for months after the first time I watch it

It’s SO GOOD. I feel like Wilder’s other movies get rightly praised and I don’t see enough for Witness, and to me it’s just so fun and well done

City Lights I maybe saw for the first time 5 years ago and I was ✨ unprepared✨ for the ending 😭

A 2 week old orange fluffy kitten

The tail of the orange kitten, which comes to a triangle point

Realizing the world (aka my feed) hasn’t met Jeffrey yet

Five fav black & white movies

Paper Moon
City Lights
Casablanca
It’s a Wonderful Life
Witness for the Prosecution

Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks:

Thread 🧵

Is that a cannoli cake?? 😍

A grumpy looking orange Persian wearing pink bunny ears

The bunny is thinking about striking this year

Remembering Doris Day on her Birthday, April 3, 1922.